4 definitions by indetermite
A 40-something year old creep that likely has a sausage roll fetish and supports Nottingham Forest. Usurped the Christmas No. 1 four times in a row.
If UD doesn't terminate my account for making this my faith in humanity has gone out the window
If UD doesn't terminate my account for making this my faith in humanity has gone out the window
Chuck: One time I bought a fridge from a charity shop given in by LadBaby. When I got home and opened it up, it reeked of jizz and sausage rolls. I projectile vomited into my dustbin.
John: Really?
Chuck: Yes.
John: Really?
Chuck: Yes.
by indetermite August 10, 2022
A Romanian pizza brand that the DIICOT (Romanian FBI) were able to use to track down Andrew Tate and arrest him and his brother.
by indetermite December 30, 2022
That thing by a Chinese company that has a goofy ahh tiktok ad that keeps popping up on before I watch videos sometimes.
Transcript of the ad:
Person 1's phone: *iPhone notification sound effect*
Person 1: WHAT DA?! IT SAYS I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STAWIDGE!
Person 2: HI HI HIIYYYY!
Person 2's phone: *same as previous*
Person 2: O! IT LOOKS LIKE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STAWIDGE AITHA!
Person 1's phone: *App Store purchase sound effect*
Person 1: OH YEAHHHHHH!
Person 2: WAIT HOLD UP MINE, HOW DID YOU GET ENOUGH STAWIDGE? I'M TRYINA DELETE MAH PHOTOS IT'S NOT DOIN NUTIN!
Person 1: See I don't even have to do dat! I just use TeraBox!
Person 2: TERABOX? WHAT IS THAT MINE?
Person 1: AYO, TERABOX IS A FREE CLOUD STAWIDGE FOR YOUR PHOTOS VIDEOS AND FILES! UP TO 1024 GB MINE!
Person 2: HOL UP YOU SAID FREE STAWID?
Person 1: YES MINE! GET IT RIGHT NOW!
Person 2's phone: *App Store purchase sound effect*
Person 2: HI MINE! WE GET TO PLAAAAAAY!
Person 1: YEEEEE-
*goofy ahh sounds*
Person 1's phone: *iPhone notification sound effect*
Person 1: WHAT DA?! IT SAYS I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STAWIDGE!
Person 2: HI HI HIIYYYY!
Person 2's phone: *same as previous*
Person 2: O! IT LOOKS LIKE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH STAWIDGE AITHA!
Person 1's phone: *App Store purchase sound effect*
Person 1: OH YEAHHHHHH!
Person 2: WAIT HOLD UP MINE, HOW DID YOU GET ENOUGH STAWIDGE? I'M TRYINA DELETE MAH PHOTOS IT'S NOT DOIN NUTIN!
Person 1: See I don't even have to do dat! I just use TeraBox!
Person 2: TERABOX? WHAT IS THAT MINE?
Person 1: AYO, TERABOX IS A FREE CLOUD STAWIDGE FOR YOUR PHOTOS VIDEOS AND FILES! UP TO 1024 GB MINE!
Person 2: HOL UP YOU SAID FREE STAWID?
Person 1: YES MINE! GET IT RIGHT NOW!
Person 2's phone: *App Store purchase sound effect*
Person 2: HI MINE! WE GET TO PLAAAAAAY!
Person 1: YEEEEE-
*goofy ahh sounds*
by indetermite July 17, 2022
A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.
Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.
Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.
Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr
Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr
Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?
by indetermite August 12, 2022