inane5's definitions

spotter

A criminal-accomplice whose job is to watch out for incoming policemen while his friends commit a crime (usually drug dealing, burglaries, safeguarding supply houses, etc). Spotters are basically human alarm systems that criminals use to warn them when the cops come near. They usually stand on a corner to get a better vantage point and to give their friends plenty of time to run away, flush the drugs, etc. The warning is usually a shouted code, but can sometimes also be visual; modern criminals now use cell phones. Often times, spotters are juveniles who can't be effectively punished by law for aiding in a felony.

Hello, mama? I'm in jail. The popo arrested me for chillin' on the same block where some dealin' was going down. They say I was spottin' and they be chargin' me as an accomplice.

by inane5 May 13, 2005

RUBber

Rich Urban Biker. see RUB.

I only saw 2 bikers ride past here last night, but I doubt they're the one's you're after. They seemed to me like a couple of RUBbers.

by inane5 March 7, 2005

cleaner

A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.

The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!

by inane5 March 17, 2005

third strike

In California, there is a Three-Strikes-Law, where a person gets 25 years to life after his/her 3rd felony. So when someone who has already been caught twice gets caught a third time, it's his Third Strike, and he goes to jail for a minimum of 25 years.

COP: Uh oh, what's this I found in your jacket?
GANG BANGER: What the? You planted that!
COP: Shutup! This bag is enough to get you for distribution. That's your third strike esse --and before you're 25-years old! That makes you the goddam rookie of the year!
GANG BANGER: Please dawg, I'll do whatever you want mang, please!
COP: Sign this confession and I'll let you play some extra innings, otherwise I'll throw your ass in county on that third strike!
GANG BANGER: Sheeit, this confession is already filled out!
COP: Sign it bitch!

by inane5 February 13, 2005

cheese

A mixture of Black Tar Heroin and crushed Tylenol PM tablets. It's addictive and cheap (2 dollars a dose) and often sold to kids to be snorted. Cheese creates euphoria, disorientation, lethargy, sleepiness, and hunger. Withdrawal symtoms occur as soon as 12 hours after discontinued use. Withdrawal symptoms include headaches, chills, muscle pains and anxiety.

also known as 'starter heroin.'

Police believe that adults are actually selling tar to teen dealers and teaching them how to mix it with acetaminophen and diphenhydramine HCI, the ingredients in Tylenol PM.

Cheese has been a big problem in Dallas, TX recently.

by inane5 May 15, 2006

KO

Stands for a "Kill of Opportunity."
Could be a noun describing the target, or a verb describing how to kill the target.

When both Sadam Hussein and Usama Bin Laden arrive for the exchange, sniper teams 1 and 2 will take both targets out. Consider any other armed associates at the scene a KO.

We can't risk him getting captured. I don't want to go to jail while he goes free just because that child-raping pos cried police brutality. No, if any of us get a clean shot, we KO his ass! Understood?

by inane5 February 24, 2005

forget you

an expression similar to saying "forget it" to someone except more negative.

You want me to set up my boyfriend? Forget you!

by inane5 April 11, 2005