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24 definitions by inane5

 
1.
CI
Confidential Informant; Any individual under the direction of a police officer who furnishes information about criminal activity with or without compensation; works under direction of the department; different from other concerned citizens or complainants not working under department direction and not party to the investigation itself.
My CI places you and your homies at the Quickie Mart last night when the shootings occured.
by inane5 February 12, 2005
 
2.
A mixture of Black Tar Heroin and crushed Tylenol PM tablets. It's addictive and cheap (2 dollars a dose) and often sold to kids to be snorted. Cheese creates euphoria, disorientation, lethargy, sleepiness, and hunger. Withdrawal symtoms occur as soon as 12 hours after discontinued use. Withdrawal symptoms include headaches, chills, muscle pains and anxiety.

also known as 'starter heroin.'
Police believe that adults are actually selling tar to teen dealers and teaching them how to mix it with acetaminophen and diphenhydramine HCI, the ingredients in Tylenol PM.

Cheese has been a big problem in Dallas, TX recently.
by inane5 May 05, 2006
 
3.
A pre vhs tape, sent to rental stores, and various other places for promotional use. A screener is supplied on a vhs tape, and is usually in a 4:3 (fullscreen) a/r, although letterboxed screeners are sometimes found. The main draw back is a "ticker" (a message that scrolls past at the bottom of the screen, with the copyright and anti-copy telephone number). Also, if the tape contains any serial numbers, or any other markings that could lead to the source of the tape, these will have to be blocked, usually with a black mark over the section. This is sometimes only for a few seconds, but unfortunately on some copies this will last for the entire film, and some can be quite big. Depending on the equipment used, screener quality can range from excellent if done from a MASTER copy, to very poor if done on an old VHS recorder thru poor capture equipment on a copied tape. Most screeners are transferred to VCD, but a few attempts at SVCD have occured, some looking better than others.

(Sometimes abbreviated with SCR, DVDSCR.)
Carry.Me.Home.LIMITED.SVCD.DVDSCR-Pv

Suspect.Zero.SCREENER-VideoCD
by inane5 February 08, 2005
 
4.
A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.
The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!
by inane5 March 17, 2005
 
5.
A girl's vagina; pussy
Shane: With your testimony, 2 years is the best I can get for you. I'm sorry.
Tulips: How much time are you getting for sexual misconduct?
Shane: Pardon me?
Tulips: I got a yammy full of Georgia joy juice darling - enough DNA to have you writing parking tickets at the Quima. So, am I walking out of here or do I need to call your supervisor?

Quote: Episode 1x10 of the Shield
by inane5 January 19, 2005
 
6.
Martha Stewart's prison nickname.
M Diddy tried to remove her electronic ankle bracelet with a sushi knife.

M Diddy has a huge crush on John Stewart, but are they related?
by inane5 July 07, 2005
 
7.
An electronic device worn on a person's body that records sounds and transmits the playback to a remote receiver. The wire is usually hidden on someone who is trying to get other people to incriminate themselves in conversation. There are usually cops listening to the receiver close by, and once they hear the incriminating evidence, they can run in and make arrests.

Sometimes the "wire" is just a tape recorder (does not transmit).
Wired person: So Frankie, I heard you were behind the cop killing. Am I right?
Frankie: Why do you care? You bugged or something?
Wired person: Naw Frankie, I'm not wired. I'm just curious. Come on Frankie! You can trust me. I won't tell nobody.
Frankie: Alright, alright! Me and Big Tony waited for him at his house. Then when he came home, we gave him a blanket party. But Tony got a little rough and accidentally knocked the mofo's brains out, so we had to bury his body off the freeway by the old farm.
Cops: Police! Freeze sucker! Frank Footer, you're under arrest for the murder of a police officer!
Frankie: Mother fucker! You're wearing a wire? You set me up!
Wired person: Sorry Frankie, I had no choice. (To cop) So now that I served up Frankie, the DA will drop all the charges against me right? I'm free right?
Cop: Ha! Not exactly, since some of your charges fall under Federal jurisdiction. You'll still be spending the next 10 to 20 in a Federal Prison.
Wired person: What?!?!
Cop: Hahaha, don't drop the soap. Take them both away!
by inane5 February 25, 2005