36 definitions by immortal-jake

Top Definition
The guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego.
"Where the Fuck is Waldo? He owes me Money"
by Immortal-Jake May 03, 2006
A Home Made Knife made out of Anything but metal. Not to be confused with a Shank (a home made knife made of metal).

Shivs are usually made of Glass, Wood, or Scrap Plastic

Shived- To be stabbed by a Shiv
"I heard that Guy from Cell block B was coming to Shank me... He'll be surprised when I've got my Shiv deep in his Lungs"
by Immortal-Jake May 03, 2006
It stands for "Dissconected". Usually used when your computer loses an internet connection, or you fall from a mountain because your Rope wasn't secure.
"Dude, I just Got DCed... Shoulda gotten a Dell."

by Immortal-Jake May 03, 2006
A Man that Every Woman wants to Find, Fuck and Marry. But they will never find him, because he is hiding from all the Skanks, Bitches, and Hos of the world. Perhaps he's Gay? Who knows...
"Oh, if I could only find Mr Right, I'd be in Heaven."
by Immortal-Jake May 03, 2006
A woman, as we all know, who commits Violent Crimes and Hides around the world. Rumor has it that she was last seen With Waldo...
"Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Bangin' Waldo."
by Immortal-Jake May 03, 2006
A way to say Vagina when you are trying to be polite about it.
"Yeah, My girlfriend went to the Doctor. She was having Vah Jay Jay Problems..."
by Immortal-Jake May 03, 2006
Sorry For Late Reply
John (Message sent 8:12pm): Hey, how are you doin?
John (Message sent 8:14pm): You there?
Bob (Message sent at 8:17pm): I'm fine, SFLR
by Immortal-Jake January 06, 2009

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