35 definitions by immortal-jake

SFLR

Sorry For Late Reply

John (Message sent 8:12pm): Hey, how are you doin?
John (Message sent 8:14pm): You there?
Bob (Message sent at 8:17pm): I'm fine, SFLR

by immortal-jake January 7, 2009

Rule Of 10

According to the Rule of 10, No one is allowed to call someone after 10pm or before 10am unless it is absolutely Important.

*ring ring*
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?

by immortal-jake August 12, 2007

Farm Out

What Preps said to make fun of the term "Far Out". This also corrisponded with "Right Arm"

"farm out, you dope smoking hippies"

by immortal-jake May 11, 2006

Head

A word used to classify people in the 70s for being Weed Smokers. It was short for Pot Head.

Jock- "Get out of here, you head"
Cheerleader- "Bye Bye, Ted-the-Head. Go get high with your other head buddies"

by immortal-jake May 13, 2006

Unsexual

Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.

Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"

by immortal-jake January 21, 2007

dinkies

1- Small Cars

2- Toy Cars

1- That Guy only drives Dinkies

2- Bob is a dinkie collector

by immortal-jake May 24, 2006

vah jay jay

A way to say Vagina when you are trying to be polite about it.

"Yeah, My girlfriend went to the Doctor. She was having Vah Jay Jay Problems..."

by immortal-jake May 4, 2006