Urban Dictionary: Author immortal-jake

1.

The guy everyone dresses like which makes him hard to find. He was last seen with Carmen Sandiego.

"Where the Fuck is Waldo? He owes me Money"

by Immortal-Jake May 03, 2006

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A Home Made Knife made out of Anything but metal. Not to be confused with a Shank (a home made knife made of metal).

Shivs are usually made of Glass, Wood, or Scrap Plastic

Shived- To be stabbed by a Shiv

"I heard that Guy from Cell block B was coming to Shank me... He'll be surprised when I've got my Shiv deep in his Lungs"

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DCed

It stands for "Dissconected". Usually used when your computer loses an internet connection, or you fall from a mountain because your Rope wasn't secure.

"Dude, I just Got DCed... Shoulda gotten a Dell."

"AAHHH!!! I'M ABOUT TO FALL TO MY DEATH, BECAUSE I GOT DCed!!!!!"

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4.

Mr Right

A Man that Every Woman wants to Find, Fuck and Marry. But they will never find him, because he is hiding from all the Skanks, Bitches, and Hos of the world. Perhaps he's Gay? Who knows...

"Oh, if I could only find Mr Right, I'd be in Heaven."

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Carmen Sandiego

A woman, as we all know, who commits Violent Crimes and Hides around the world. Rumor has it that she was last seen With Waldo...

"Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Bangin' Waldo."

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6.

vah jay jay

A way to say Vagina when you are trying to be polite about it.

"Yeah, My girlfriend went to the Doctor. She was having Vah Jay Jay Problems..."

by Immortal-Jake May 03, 2006

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7.

Rule Of 10

According to the Rule of 10, No one is allowed to call someone after 10pm or before 10am unless it is absolutely Important.

*ring ring*
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?

by Immortal-Jake August 11, 2007

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