28 definitions by ilovethom'schickendance

yo momma

A retort that was mildly amusing back in 1994 the first 2 times you heard it. Most people hoped that it would have died out like cowabunga or tubular, but alas, it hasn't.

1994 just called, it wants it's yo momma jokes back.

by ilovethom'schickendance December 1, 2003

Hover

When presented with a gross toilet, the act of not putting your bum on the seat in order to prevent pubic lice infestations or diseases from lot lizardsand skanks.

Never put your ass on a public toilet seat. Always hover.

by ilovethom'schickendance December 1, 2003

jibber jabber

What really irritates Mr. T.

Mr. T: Stop with all that jibber jabber and shine my gold chains.

by ilovethom'schickendance May 3, 2004

cold-hearted snake

He's been telling lies, he's a loverboy at play, he don't play by rules. Girl, don't play the fool now.

co-co-co-cold hearted ooh aah aah co-co-co-cold hearted ssssssssssssssssnake

by ilovethom'schickendance October 23, 2003

HoverRound

A device used to transport people who cannot walk for themselves.

Slang for a person who dates someone of a much younger age.

It is also fun to substitute other words to yell, like "Drinkaround!" or "Smokearound" or "Cuparound!"

I was at the casino and this old lady kept hitting me in the back of the legs with her HoverRound... I spat on her kitten sweatshirt.

There goes Kara with her boyfriend... HOVERROUND!!!!!

Let's SMOKEAROUND!

by ilovethom'schickendance December 1, 2003

brown eye

slang for the butt hole or anus.

When the brown eye winks, the whole room stinks.

by ilovethom'schickendance November 20, 2003

Ohio

1. Toilet of the Midwest
2. Home of Fangboner Road - as seen from the Ohio Turnpike
3. A wooded wonderland that is confusing if you get lost.
4. Oh yeah, Cedar Point is there, too.

Thanks for catching Lake Erie on Fire, Ohio!

by ilovethom'schickendance October 25, 2003