142 definitions by illinoishorrorman
Prison Slang for inmate making like a chimpanzee when they engage in flinging. Look up Bing and you will realize what they're flinging. It's slang for using own waste as a weapon, it's extremely gross. This will torque those in polite company if you explain the term as it gets pretty damn graphic.
"Twenty-nine-year-old Danielle Strong is accused of throwing, spitting or smearing bodily fluids on a jail employee April 9. Each felony charge carries a maximum sentence of two years in prison and a $4,000 fine." as the website from PIERRE, SD noted a high profile case of the gross weapon of one's own spit, piss or feces. This is know as "Sliming" as I heard the term on Lockup when a nurse was talking about pulling feces out of her hair. Such criminals are sometimes are put in solitary naked.
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
Someone who is sick with the flu in Chicago and often sleeping on their back on the long couch usually with a backpacker liner with hood enclosed with their face showing or wrapped from shoulders to toe in fleece. The reaction might inspire a few creative nonfiction writers who got the idea from old photos going around. The blanket often used is a full size fleece blanket or something that is not bulky. This would be forced the one who is sick to stay in bed and keep them out of their room mates quarters. This is sometimes borrowed from first aid for when those had gone into shock and get the chills; or hypothermia. This is common in the Chicagoland area; where some would sleep in their friends Chevy Van if has a bed set up but make sure they're secured or a makeshift bed in the back of a older station wagon. Sometimes knocked out while the driver is going around looking for a fix not knowing the person who is under the weather needs an IV.
Way we saw the lady hosting a party in Justice there was some guests under the weather and chugging theraflu like it was Vodka in a mug then coughing up their lungs, one of the guests was Egyptian wrapped and sleeping on the couch. They stuffed the wrapped body in sleeping bag too and placed her on the couch. She was running a high fever and had doctor making a house call. Hence they coined this a Couch Mummy.
by illinoishorrorman January 26, 2019
A huge Independent Baptist family featured on The Learning Channel as a documentary subject; they often ignore how their own version of The Bible has strong language and would try to use grape juice as communion. The Assemblies of God congregations also adopted this influence. Several circles had revealed how creepy they can get as a pastor who weighed in on the King James Version only church that Stuff Fundies Like and the bright blue blog a year earlier.
They're often known as Wattpad fodder as one story on the site, as the user Hannah Brody had a little fun with their strict nature and trying to have the character raised akin to the author of The Cabbie Homicide as a teenager. Some of the material who are often the faithful are what is known as Fundie Copypasta. The book known as I Fired God made the Duggars into a cosmic plaything as she sounded like a holdout from The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five or even Issue 10.
They're often known as Wattpad fodder as one story on the site, as the user Hannah Brody had a little fun with their strict nature and trying to have the character raised akin to the author of The Cabbie Homicide as a teenager. Some of the material who are often the faithful are what is known as Fundie Copypasta. The book known as I Fired God made the Duggars into a cosmic plaything as she sounded like a holdout from The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five or even Issue 10.
When the pastor behind a church that took direct aim at the page known as KJV 1611 he had no idea the blogs that weighed in on him was none other than the light blue blog in 2014. He commented, "The first one you posted actually surprised me because of how much of those afore details scenarios I had either followed, researched, or personally observed. "
He said of Duggar, "Every time I hear that name, I want to puke."
When speaking of Jack T. Chick, he used wording that made the much harder members of The Ethereal Gazette roster smile especially the leader as he cussed even harder -- he saw the King James Only Examined blog, he said, "They thought I was the collective boogeyman but seeing your blog, that's Cthulhu!"
He said of Duggar, "Every time I hear that name, I want to puke."
When speaking of Jack T. Chick, he used wording that made the much harder members of The Ethereal Gazette roster smile especially the leader as he cussed even harder -- he saw the King James Only Examined blog, he said, "They thought I was the collective boogeyman but seeing your blog, that's Cthulhu!"
by illinoishorrorman March 23, 2018
In 2014, six up to as many as 8 Glenbard East Class of 1994 classmates were in a scandal when they learned they snubbed horror author turned Sen. Andrew Ian Dodge. There were several blog entries taking each one of them out The Sloping Companion was a blogger on Wordpress that knew of The Cabbie Homicide's guilty party a year before this was realized. The scandal was starting to unfold on The Glenbard East 20 Year Reunion Facebook group where the organizer realized the gravity of the scandal when Andrew Ian Dodge lost his battle with cancer on August 1, 2014. The highest profile classmate was the one who works for Phillips 66.
The plagiarism of The P 'o D was the last straw as one of them has as many as 3,000 followers on Linkedin. This was the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair too close to home because there were several that were involved and lead to the mistreatment of the roster of The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five. Then the mistreatment of the publishers who ran him then a few started running with the industry factions, "I am not going to treat you like a classmate, meaning you're not immune to scandal if you say something that causes blowback."
The plagiarism of The P 'o D was the last straw as one of them has as many as 3,000 followers on Linkedin. This was the Shadow Dolls Plagiarism Affair too close to home because there were several that were involved and lead to the mistreatment of the roster of The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five. Then the mistreatment of the publishers who ran him then a few started running with the industry factions, "I am not going to treat you like a classmate, meaning you're not immune to scandal if you say something that causes blowback."
What is this scandal? The one known as Cancer Snub, it was coined by the light blue blog of his own classmates where "Pastor's Spouse", "The Infamy Raines," "Nazi Eyes With A Jesus Smile," "Faustian Bargain" and "The Controversy Of The Classmates" put all of them on the spot and then the Insane Journal location had a longer entry speaking of Lombard. Mutual classmate (hangs out in a larger group known as Voices in my Head) and a cousin egged a piece that became a sleeper on Wattpad. An Eye In Shadows was revised to lampshade the high profile scandal.
The Sloping Companion was completely humiliated by the controversial author as he found a photo of this one's mugshot then flipped him off on camera then uploaded the thing. "Should had spoke up about me being plagiarized you fucking drug dealer." The wife of the subject of that blog entry was saying he was on par to Stephen Glass when she saw that entry. The barbs were critical shots. The scandal was chronicled on new media only. It was blown wide open when An Eye In Shadows was revised in 2014 to keep the integrity of the 2008 revisions using The Chicago Tribune reports from the era to further give historic accuracy. The scandal didn't make it to The Tribune but those who knew about it, they told others don't intervene when other classmates interacted with the roster of The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five. This was dubbed Cancer Snub Scandal on Classmates.com.
The Sloping Companion was completely humiliated by the controversial author as he found a photo of this one's mugshot then flipped him off on camera then uploaded the thing. "Should had spoke up about me being plagiarized you fucking drug dealer." The wife of the subject of that blog entry was saying he was on par to Stephen Glass when she saw that entry. The barbs were critical shots. The scandal was chronicled on new media only. It was blown wide open when An Eye In Shadows was revised in 2014 to keep the integrity of the 2008 revisions using The Chicago Tribune reports from the era to further give historic accuracy. The scandal didn't make it to The Tribune but those who knew about it, they told others don't intervene when other classmates interacted with the roster of The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five. This was dubbed Cancer Snub Scandal on Classmates.com.
by illinoishorrorman July 29, 2018
Go Rape Your Mother -- a harsher version of "Go Fuck Your Mother" but because of the article about the mother who did the genetic attraction to her son, the joke is even grosser in hindsight. It's the wolf tickets version of gfym.
troll on message board taunting a journalist, the journalist pulls out 'grym' as on Shocklines saw the 'gfym' response as someone was pulling out Spiderman memes when he was doing a submission call.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
The joke that Snoop Dogg coined towards Bruce Jenner as he revealed to be a Glen/Glenda as I applied the joke to the glorified woman beater Fallon Fox aka Boyd who some said "He may had his pecker cut off but his bone structure gives him away. And GLAAD you can bite my crank as I am contributing this to UrbanDictionary, I suggest you click on donut-puncher, meatspin and every other shock site one would find.
Twitter exploded in a combination of rage and howls over Snoop Dog's controversial "science project" barb at the high profile Glen/Glenda.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
187 with a .22 or a Glock in Chiraq. I am sorry those who are defining shot as being something of humor we need to be realistic.
b.) Bust a slug
c.) pop off a cap
d.) playing God at point blank range
e.) funeral at a split second.
f.) What Peter S. Ruckman Jr. did in Rockford, Illinois
g.) How JFK was killed in 1963.
b.) Bust a slug
c.) pop off a cap
d.) playing God at point blank range
e.) funeral at a split second.
f.) What Peter S. Ruckman Jr. did in Rockford, Illinois
g.) How JFK was killed in 1963.
You have someone describe being shot as a bit of humor no that's dead wrong. This is more realistic as we're talking about what happened on ABC 7 Chicago when one took down four then other was suicide by Rent-a-badge. I am sorry but those who describe a 'shot' as something of a joke An Eye In Shadows gives this darker undercurrent because it happens every day in DuPage County in the 1990s. The cops had the gang banger at point blank range and got this between his legs (as in a Robocop style direct hit.) If you're a felon with one of these -- as you will be going away because the Feds want to get you where you stand.
by illinoishorrorman December 29, 2018