April 9

National fuck your friend day

Can I fuck you on April 9th please it’s a free pass

by April 9th fuck ur friend March 26, 2021

April 9

any guy or girl born on this day better be held dear to your heart. They are going to be the best person and they have the biggest hearts ever but don’t fuck them over, if you do then good luck.

Guy: My girlfriends birthday is today!
Friend: Oh shit, April 9th? Damn you work good.

by BueenQitch October 24, 2019

April 9

national me day

my birthday is April 9
this is a joke

by ShiningSunflowerr September 24, 2021

April 9

April 9th was the day the most baddest, goofiest, silly, extra, always ready, attitude, bitch was born and that’s period cause you can’t be her

Boy: what’s today

Girl: April 9 my birthday

Boy: oh shoot

by 0nly_ari November 15, 2019

April 9

National nap day just take a nap

Julie:why are you sleeping so much
Ally:ITS APRIL 9

by UwU Junior November 2, 2019

April 9

The day where you can ask out your crush

Stephan: I like you will you be my girlfriend

Elena: Yes/no Stephan Why

Stephan: It’s April 9

by Allyson1208 April 10, 2020

April 9

People born on this day keep everything they do on a minimum when it comes to attention. No one really knows what the people of this birthdate do until it’s done.

Everybody I know who was born on April 9 move very silently.

by Dhedysnckdin October 17, 2019