142 definitions by illinoishorrorman
The word that libels someone who grew up in Glendale Heights or Chicagoland because this region one had friends who were DuPage Muslim or African-American as some grew up in the Suburbs. When one had a mayor who was Asian in 1995, the fact calling someone a racist or a bigot in this region. It will invoke old wounds, the twitter user Namir_Rem made a big mistake calling the writer of The Cabbie Homicide this as he invoked slur laced insults over his blanket term "prose" where this one pointed out there's more than one example as this known as a piece, segment. stand-a-lone short, or one-shot (pending who calls this.) This is more common with those who are considered a Fundie. As in they're Anglo, from the south and use 1611 Speak often dressing up as ethnic stereotypes.
The last thing one wants to be considered in Glendale Heights, it's the one thing that well invokes witch-hunts in the region because of Skokie, 1977 where a self-hating Anti-Semite was busted parading around the area with a fucking Nazi uniform . There were a number screaming the word "Racist' and "Death to the Nazis" in the streets of Skokie, Illinois, as they were going to invoke a paedo-hunt on the sorry sack of fail.
by illinoishorrorman March 13, 2018
A creative nonfiction writer's term for those who are fanfiction writers who get celebrated and urinate on those in original fiction trying to gain a readership or those who had introduced creative nonfiction to indie publications. It's up there with busting a fabulist or authors who get their journalistic sources from Fandom_Wank.
The Queen of Gargoyle Fanfic had been producing illicit lit since the mid-1990s. Along with her peetards shit on a piece that made waves since 2002 that's the creative nonfiction successor to The Tell-Tale Heart.
by illinoishorrorman January 15, 2018
The quickest thing to piss of a Jello Eating Bunny aka Latter Day Saint is make a really degrading joke about their temple undergarments or call The Book of Mormon alternate history fanfiction of the King James Version of the Bible. Also imply that Joseph Smith was a womanizing con man who married his women to keep his sex life in check. They really hate when one attributes their doctrine to rodents copulating (as this one is a favorite barb.) There's my critic of religion status confirmed.
"I don't believe that my boxer briefs are magical, as in you mean to tell me you never cut a greasy fart in those magic underwear and leave a skidmark." My retort when I caught the webmaster mocking my most personal project as an editor as the cover was the second time I saw fan-art -- the artist was my breakout from Issue 3 and came to Issue Five as he was the cover artist for the first time.
My enraged comment came when I learned a blogtroll decided to send the cover to the webmaster as he took aim at it; I had seen very strong covers over the years as a lot of my own projects came from my photography output. His response after seeing the barrage of Magic Underwear Jokes combined with double homicide whamlines, "Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about we DON’T refer to other people’s religious beliefs in the most degrading way possible, and instead behave like civilized beings, not total dickwads, okay? It’s called “civilization.” You may have heard of it." The response was on par to Deva's "yer taking to care bears' retort on twitter.
My enraged comment came when I learned a blogtroll decided to send the cover to the webmaster as he took aim at it; I had seen very strong covers over the years as a lot of my own projects came from my photography output. His response after seeing the barrage of Magic Underwear Jokes combined with double homicide whamlines, "Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about we DON’T refer to other people’s religious beliefs in the most degrading way possible, and instead behave like civilized beings, not total dickwads, okay? It’s called “civilization.” You may have heard of it." The response was on par to Deva's "yer taking to care bears' retort on twitter.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
The explicit retort a Mormon uses when you make fun of their magic underwear; they're better known for borrowing pseudo-profanity from the 1950s and 1960s television language from the era. Utah introduced the term "Shut The Front Door" as they still have virgin ears as they not allowed to watch Full Metal Jacket as that's the movie that introduced double homicide laced insults spouted at rapid-fire barrage from R. Lee Emery.
I heard the barrage from Petty Officer Nasty as we called her Diesel-breath when she was not in ear shot. The LDS blogger making fun of my most personal project saw his wife getting the receiving end of a misfired f-bomb. TVTropes notes that profanity to LDS is Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck aka Tastes like Diabetes. An LDS if seen The Cabbie Homicide paired with the Morbid Angel midi would have instant nightmare fuel between the two.
I heard the barrage from Petty Officer Nasty as we called her Diesel-breath when she was not in ear shot. The LDS blogger making fun of my most personal project saw his wife getting the receiving end of a misfired f-bomb. TVTropes notes that profanity to LDS is Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck aka Tastes like Diabetes. An LDS if seen The Cabbie Homicide paired with the Morbid Angel midi would have instant nightmare fuel between the two.
The LDS Blogger engaging in a LiveJournal style gang up.
The others were taking turns as they saw the double homicide retorts.
Then the magic underwear joke appears where implies he has a skidmark after cutting a greasy fart.
"How about we NOT refer to someone's beliefs in such a degrading way, it's called being civilized not act like total a total dickwad. I had enough of this as I am locking the comments as this is as much fun as watching the Disney Channel musical with my fingernails getting pulled out."
The Cabbie Homicide author was trying to keep a straight face because he got a Jello Eating Bunny using real profanity at him. He jokes on Google+ "that's on par with the verbal sparring match with Pug as he retorted with 'Eat my pussy asswipe' as Dagstine on a facebook chat said, "I can't believe you just pointed out how could he be a devote Latter Day Saint and a donut-puncher." He laughed even harder, "I should had pointed out The Book of Mormon was King James Bible fanfiction that was pseudohistory about Ancient North America when the truth that shows Kennewick Man."
The others were taking turns as they saw the double homicide retorts.
Then the magic underwear joke appears where implies he has a skidmark after cutting a greasy fart.
"How about we NOT refer to someone's beliefs in such a degrading way, it's called being civilized not act like total a total dickwad. I had enough of this as I am locking the comments as this is as much fun as watching the Disney Channel musical with my fingernails getting pulled out."
The Cabbie Homicide author was trying to keep a straight face because he got a Jello Eating Bunny using real profanity at him. He jokes on Google+ "that's on par with the verbal sparring match with Pug as he retorted with 'Eat my pussy asswipe' as Dagstine on a facebook chat said, "I can't believe you just pointed out how could he be a devote Latter Day Saint and a donut-puncher." He laughed even harder, "I should had pointed out The Book of Mormon was King James Bible fanfiction that was pseudohistory about Ancient North America when the truth that shows Kennewick Man."
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
when someone copulates with their own blood relatives. In the states it's relatively sick. It's when some dude bangs their own relative.
Some time in the early 2000s, a mother and a son appeared on The Jerry Springer Show saying they were in love with each other, but in truth they were committing the sick act of incest. They wanted to have a baby together, and the crowd chanted "three headed baby, three headed baby, three headed baby."
The conclusion of that one was that the mother and son are motherfucking freaks. Who'd fuck their own mother? Can you imagine what their fuck child would look like -- *shudder*
It's like when a brother and sister are bumping uglies then the sister gets knocked up. They don't know what the fuck to call their kid (son/nephew or mother/aunt)
The conclusion of that one was that the mother and son are motherfucking freaks. Who'd fuck their own mother? Can you imagine what their fuck child would look like -- *shudder*
It's like when a brother and sister are bumping uglies then the sister gets knocked up. They don't know what the fuck to call their kid (son/nephew or mother/aunt)
by illinoishorrorman December 26, 2011
A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
Rightly Conservative's social network owner and her own blog coined this in 2010, as I had with modblog equated John Kerry to Damian Thorn from The Omen in 2003 into 2004 as I voted for Bush for the second term. Conservative blog circles started using my barb as I adopted the NoBama barb as I used a painting of NoBama burning the Constitution when I laid into my old boss when they canned me for a controversial novella. The light blue blog's twitter had the gall to call Obama that when he retweeted the New York Post black comedy barrage at Jared Fogle as they have a history of wham lining pedophiles. My church mates when they did the track "Slave" didn't realize they had something with serious venom that wouldn't been out of place on their Wicked Generation album as The Cabbie Homicide gave this more venom.
Snowflakes, "Shit the pundits are hashtagging NoBama over the Jared Fogle twitter reaming. Fuck! The light blue blog took aim at him as he calls him The Great Compromiser. His tumblr blog has the blog entry 'Home of the Slave' which features the infamous painting going around of Barry Obama burning the Constitution as Los Angles Times bitched about this dark display of Socialism. He's a Christian who posted the photos of Pat Robertson and Paul Crouch giving the finger and laughing about it; he actually posted the link to the TBN one on his facebook. The King James Only Movement was torqued over his colorful language as one church from downstate famously blocked him on facebook and twitter over the display of Catcher in the Rye-ish examination and tone. "
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018