Beautiful georgian town situated within a UNESCO
designated Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty
and Site of Special Scientific Interest
. The award of such accolades is balanced out by having a population of mendicants
who use their giro's to fund gargantuan drug and alcohol habits.
Since the addition of the link road (A39), in 1988, the indigenous folk of Bideford
are able to leave, in one direction, to the bright lights of Barnstaple
and, in the other, to other shitty, clique redneck
villages; such as Hartland
, a true cultural experience that, funnily enough, is not represented,or recommended, by any form of tourist information.
Bidefordians can be identified by lack of teeth, drunken gait, bad tattoo's, unkept hair, and most under 30's speak in a jamaican patois and own a staffordshire bull terrier, often referred to as Bidiots.
Tourist Information......Bideford...where old hippies go to die...noisily and with very little dignity