8 definitions by ijm

bugger off

A more polite way of telling someone to fuck off.

"Bugger Off" by The Dubliners

Chorus:
So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

Well you've been a lovely audience, but oh the time does pass.
So don't you all be lettin' the door hit you in the ass.
You've been a splendid audience, but enough is enough.
We'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off!

Chorus

Here's to all the batenders and waitresses who've been servin you your beers,
and puttin up with your knoxious breath and your stupid drunken leers.
so leave your money on the table when you go,
tomorrow you'll have a sorry head and nothin left to show

Chorus

Here's to all the lovely ladies who might be waitin for the band,
and thinkin one of them might make a charmin one night stand.
Please don't be offended girls this song is not for you.
we'll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through.

Chorus

So you've been promisin the ladies a night of lovin bliss,
but truth be told your far to drunk to stand up straight and piss.
So give it up you lousy sods you'll not be gettin laid.
and the sooner that you're out the door the sooner we'll get paid.

Chorus

So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of fucking swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

(1-2-3 FUCK YOU!)

by ijm November 6, 2006

right thurr

A slang term derived from Southern ebonics to express interest or to point out the direction or place where an action is occurring or where there may be someone or something of interest.

"Damn, homey! Lookat that girl right thurr!"

by ijm October 16, 2003

Dropping the Cosby Kids Off at the Beach

To take a shit.

"Damn, after eating all this food from Arby's, I really have to drop the Cosby kids off at the beach!"

by ijm October 13, 2003

chingy

A mediocre, subpar rapper whose style is clearly derivative of that of Nelly's.

I like the way you do dat right thurr

by ijm October 1, 2003

the birds and the bees

Fucking

"Son, lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees."

by ijm October 8, 2003

iPod Voice

When a man's voice is either very effeminate, or has a gay lisp, when the man himself is presumably straight. The typical of voice of many die-hard Apple devotees or your average latte-sipping hipster

Guy #1: Hey, did you see that video for those Google Glasses?
Guy #2: Yeah, the guy wearing the glasses has such an iPod voice.

Guy #1: Hey, is that new guy in human resources gay?
Guy #2: Nah, he has a hot girlfriend. He's just got an iPod Voice.

by ijm April 27, 2012

G Unit

A not too street, not too poppy mediocre subpar rap group.

Cracka, you more lame than G-Unit!

by ijm October 1, 2003