You Now Your'e A Doo Doo Mama When You...
1.) buy socks and jeans from a man walking in and out of a beauty shop for $5.
2.) walks around in a cutoff tee shirt when your belly hangs over your belt.
3.) think your lipgloss is "poppin" when you really bought it for 99 cents.
4.) your name ends with -isha -quisha -kira or -quita
5.) you ASK your boyfriend to buy you gfts and/or give you money
6.) wears stripes with polka dots
7.) wears fake gold where ever possible.
8.) has all styles of fake bamboo earrings
9.) is 23 and obsesses over Go Go Power Rangers.
10.) stands ontop of tables and benches while yelling at somebody to cause a scene.
(Starbuckquita stands on the park bench yellin at her baby father about not having any money)
Neicy : Damn girl..she standin on the park bench.
Porsha :You act like you not used to that. Shes a Doo Doo Mama.