Definitions by ihavetotakeapoop

blind guardian

A band that has become rather confused, seeming to think that we exist in a world filled with dragons and trolls. Generally, the lyrics won't make sense to you unless you play hours of Dungeons & Dragons every day.

When I listen to Blind Guardian I want to pillage a kingdom and rub my balls on King Arthur's chin.

blind guardian by ihavetotakeapoop December 28, 2005

slam dancing 

Form of dancing brought about by early punk and thrash bands, now mainly used in the presence of modern hardcore and metalcore. Unlike a general mosh pit, slam dancing actually shows signs of enjoying the music and having a brain. By using kicks and punches, the dance is a way to let off violent energy without actually hurting anybody.

There's too many nu-metal kids grinding on each other's bodies for us to go slam dancing.

slam dancing by ihavetotakeapoop October 10, 2005