jizzed up

1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!

Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
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Palin-er

noun.
a)One who repeatedly says "You betcha"
b) See milf.
c)Someone who answers questions with irrelevant answers , like "I am a maverick."
d) Someone who takes pride in Alaska's proximity to Russia.
e)Members of Sarah Palin's fan club; most reside in Alaska
Dude: Do you like cunts?
Other dude: You betcha!
Dude: You're such a palin-er!?!?

The palin-er could only give an incompetent answer, that was all.

The palin-er could recite all of his Sarah Palin knowledge, in a nightsworthof time.
by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
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Texan wannabe

1)Someone who is not a native Texan who in their daily language will throw in a "y'all", "lawlz", "ain't", or "howdy".

2)Someone who wears belt buckles, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, plaid button-up hillbilly shirts, and thinks their a huge redneck when they haven't even VISITED Texas or don't even know what a farm looks like or what you do on it.
Mr. Reed is such a Texan wannabe and he doesnt even know it.

What a dumbass!
by igotthedefs February 21, 2009
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tranny jamz

1.Skanky nightwear worn by a woman when she wants to get some; lengerie; bathrobe.

2. Slutty,horny; music that the drag queen thrives herself on.
The drag queen is listening to some tranny jamz.

boy to girl: Wow, those some tranny jamz.
girl to boy: You think so?? hehe..giggles
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handcomb

a)To use the hands to comb through hair when you dont have a comb on you or are so poor you can't afford one.
b)See hairtouchers
He just masturbated with the same hand he handcomb(ed) with.
by igotthedefs February 21, 2009
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nervous pube toucher

noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating
Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.

Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.
by igotthedefs February 14, 2009
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grossgusting

A combination of gross and disgusting;
utterly sickening.
Kid A: I love men.
Kid B: Really??? Thats grossgusting!!
by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
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