1)Someone who is not a native Texan who in their daily language will throw in a "y'all", "lawlz", "ain't", or "howdy".
2)Someone who wears belt buckles, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, plaid button-up hillbilly shirts, and thinks their a huge redneck when they haven't even VISITED Texas or don't even know what a farm looks like or what you do on it.
Mr. Reed is such a Texan wannabe and he doesnt even know it.
a)One who repeatedly says "You betcha"
b) See milf.
c)Someone who answers questions with irrelevant answers , like "I am a maverick."
d) Someone who takes pride in Alaska's proximity to Russia.
e)Members of Sarah Palin's fan club; most reside in Alaska
Dude: Do you like cunts?
Other dude: You betcha!
Dude: You're such a palin-er!?!?
The palin-er could only give an incompetent answer, that was all.
The palin-er could recite all of his Sarah Palin knowledge, in a nightsworthof time.
1. Young and adolescent girls who love to handcomb, touch, feel, and play with another girls hair; usually takes place in a school environment, where the hairtoucher, sits in the desk directly behind the hairtouched. Not all girls like to be hairtouched.
2. Someone who likes to touch a shaggy dudes hair as purpose to annoy him.
3. Gay hairdressers.
That dude is braiding Melissas hair for her, he's such a hairtoucher!
a)Someone, usually disabled, who thhinks that forks are used to comb another persons hair, rarely themselves.
b)Popularized by Disney's childrens video The Little Mermaid.
c)See handcomber, hairtouchers
GIRL A: Remember when we were kids and we watched The Little Mermaid?
GIRL B: Yeah. Remember how she was a forkcomber creep?
GIRL A: Hell yeah!