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God as we know it funniest thing on facebook apparently he has the same name as justin bieber and rants about it on his info page in a really hilariouse manner.
Justin John Bieber's fan page) Info: My name is Justin (Bieber and it has been for 50 years, I am not some punk ass singer homosexual but because some little ass bandit has the same name as me I have to use my middle name. God dammit I'm a human and I have rights too.
Little girls please stop adding me I am not that little punk ass bitch and stop trying cause he likes dick.

I am Justin Bieber, 50 year old carpenter from Ohio. I currently live in Maine. I like prostitutes, booze and cigarettes. FUCK KIDS
by ieatpens July 03, 2011