ian chode's definitions

tradesman's entrance

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

hypnostification

Humourous word meaning "hypnotism".

I underwent hypnostification.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

flying without wings

1. Sex without a condom.
2. Going commando whilst menstruating.
3. Attempting sex after the testicles have been removed.

1. I'm worried she might be up the stick, last night we were flying without wings.
2. It was a gungy mess, she was flying without wings.
3. (Is this even possible?)

by Ian Chode March 7, 2004

bummer jacket

A condom used for anal sex. (From "bomber jacket").

He was wearing a bummer jacket.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2005

ponce

To take something from someone with their permission.

Can I ponce a fag? (Where fag = cigarette)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

botter

A gentleman who arrives through the back door, a jaxi driver.

He is a botter.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004