ian chode's definitions

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

woy oy

Similar to oy oy in the UK, but with more sexual overtones. A greeting of recognition, or said to one's friends regarding an attractive member of the opposite sex.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

sausage

The act of having sex.

They were up all night having sausage. See Blackadder the third ("Sausage Time!")

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

bogey

Runny mucus is snot, a bogey is a somewhat harder and crustier critter, but still dried snot.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

kicking off

To start a fight.

When I called them wankers they started kicking off.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003