ian chode's definitions

piles

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

Quim

Female genitalia - this word is Welsh and is deeply offensive to Welsh speakers.

by Ian Chode April 18, 2003

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 17, 2006

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

farmers

Farmer Giles - piles! Cockney rhyming slang.

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

Chavvy

A short form of this word is chav. Common in southern England.

You chav!

by Ian Chode September 2, 2003