ian chode's definitions

Explode

Of a penis: to ejaculate.

Mr A: My cock exploded and covered her in jizz. In fact, it caused her a middle ear infection.
Mr B: Slag!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

kiddy toucher

A paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

ten a penny

UK version of dime a dozen.

by Ian Chode October 24, 2003

Rodney King

Also has come into usage as a verb, "to Rodney King". As used by D12.

I Rodney King'd him.

by Ian Chode June 11, 2006

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

Farmer Giles

Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.

Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

piles

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003