ian chode's definitions

crapper tapper

One who praises penis and worships willy.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

hot yoghurt thrower

A gay bloke.

I didn't realise, but that Ned Sherrin is a hot yoghurt thrower!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Hoo haa

Some kind of trouble or commotion.

The boss's decision to sack his marketing department caused a right hoo hah, let me tell you!

by Ian Chode October 6, 2003

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

Shoot

verb: to ejaculate.

I'm going to shoot....OOOOH! (Splat!)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

tradesman's entrance

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003