261 definitions by ian

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
his happy trail was hairy
by Ian March 05, 2005
Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."
Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!
by Ian March 07, 2005
Give something your best shot
"Well I've never made my own KD, but I'll give it the old college try"
by Ian January 22, 2004
The best word to describe the preceding night of drunken debauchery usually accompanied by feelings of guilt over events that may or may not have occurred.
Last night I was absolutely wrecked. And I have a nagging feeling that I don't want to see Lucy for a few weeks. My penis itches.
by ian January 21, 2004
the answer to any question asked. it is adaptable to any situation. sometimes used after "skiv"
Boy 1: What's up?
Boy 2: Skivx.
Boy 1: Oh. Did you see the new Naruto episodes?
Boy 2: Skiv?
Boy 1: Huh?
Boy 2: Skivx!
by Ian July 20, 2003
When someone realizes that voting Republican has caused them terrible harm.
Workers Lear Seigler Services Incorporated in North Carolina, a company that repairs huge gas-guzzling Hummers, were just Bushslapped with a massive layoff on the day they were supposed to get Christmas bonuses.

He was a proud Republican, until he was Bushslapped back into the army fifteen years after he'd retired from service.

After her husband was killed in Iraq, she felt Bushslapped when she saw the pResident making a joke about looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction under his office desk.
by Ian December 07, 2004
Commonly called "the boys" - refers to one's testicles.
I haven't showered for three days, so basically the boys are ripe.
by ian January 21, 2004

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