ian's definitions

Beeftits

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)

Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"

by Ian December 7, 2003

stunt

street slang: flashin your bling bling, cruisin wit a high priced ride (preferably a Bentley or Benz), and spendin cheddar on items such as more bling, 20s, crystale or henessy, hos, etc.

Hank be stuntin after winnin da lottery.

Billy Ray stunted befo bein locked up in the Jake.

Leroy stunts for self gratification.

by Ian January 17, 2004

stunt

1.Acrobatic or danderous 2. Anything spectacular done to gain publicity

I`ll teach you how to stunt
My wrists stay rocked up
My TV`s pop up in a Maybach Benz

by IAN December 20, 2003

what's up

An interrogative expression used to request a clarification or repetition of something previously said. Used in place of "what?"

Person 1: "You're not paying attention to me."

Person 2: "What's up?"

by Ian May 2, 2004

harpos

a wonderful, wonderful word that is used to describe someone or something that is below the both the fiscal and social poverty line. generally associated with people who are categorized as white trash or anyone associated with the nascar or the appalachian mountains. this is an incredibly abstract concept and is not solely limited to such a defn. it is constantly changing as social or economic norms and status quos are determined, it is also not limited to white trashyness but other socio-economic derogative language that is based on ethnicity.

dale earnhart, rusty wallace, jeff foxworthy, anyone who drinks moonshine and or steel reserves, mullets, farmer tans and or trucker tans, line dancing, confederate flags, strom thurman, porch sitting, coon hunting, pork rinds, wal-mart, k-mart, super k-mart, trailer parks, incest, montanas, joe webb, big and rich, malt liquor in general, popov vodka, the word "pop" when refering to soda-pop, the states of kentucky, west virginia, nebraska, north dakota, south dakota, montana, iowa, idaho, alabama, georgia, texas, or any other state that is the midwest or associated with the bible belt, jesus is also harpos.

by ian July 24, 2008

right on

a phrase use when you are not really paying attention to another person but don't want to give it away....

i went to the coolest country concert last night and dolly parton was rocking so hard her boots almost fell off......
right on.......

by ian May 6, 2004

pissrock

A large rock or boulder for pissing on, especially while camping or hiking.

*Note: Must be used more than once to qualify, but only for urinating, not any other bodily function.

"I gotta take a leak, but I can't find a toilet."

"Then go to the pissrock."

"Oh."

by Ian April 12, 2005