ian's definitions

Bambi

One who is paralyzed and ineffectual, usually with fear or anxiety, at a time of crisis or danger. Refers to the tendency of a deer to freeze and stare at an oncoming car, resulting in death and disaster.

The President just sat there reading My Pet Goat,like Bambi caught in the headlights, and the terrorists tripled the amount of time they had to attack America.

by Ian December 7, 2004

Wasco

A city in Kali-Fornia that can kick Shafters ass like they were just a bunch of rag dolls and I'm Arnold Schwollenpecker the Govener of this fucked up state.

Wasco beat Shafter in their football game. I Arnold approve this message remeber the freshman score wasco 58 shafter 7 for the SSL championship.

by Ian February 14, 2005

gwar

1. a gay retard
2. some dumbass kid
3. same as sayin fag but it means stupid too

billy:damn sharayah is such a gwar
tom:i know i hate that biotch

by IAN April 16, 2004

grundle

The worst and most disgusting word ever.

Ew. Don't ever say grundle again.

by Ian January 18, 2005

old college try

Give something your best shot

"Well I've never made my own KD, but I'll give it the old college try"

by Ian January 22, 2004

happy trail

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"

his happy trail was hairy

by Ian March 5, 2005

richmond college

richmond college has the highest ratio of chavs and twats to normal people
I feel like the only person who dosent wear fake burberry

"Gangsta check that boy bossin to the library" "shit Boy's in trouble bruv"

(reply) "fuck off why are you hangin around the library anyway?????"

by Ian January 13, 2005