ian's definitions

clack

A slap with one's dick

I clacked her a good one in the mouth.

by Ian February 2, 2004

snagglesnatch

A particularly nasty vagina that one suspects may have teeth. Pungent and deformed.

I could tell that slut had a snagglesnatch by the way her jeans made a crooked camel toe. Hold me.

by ian January 21, 2004

Fiesta

When a woman vomits, and, holding the vomit in her mouth, performs oral sex on a man.

"As Sally fiestaed me, I held back my own puke from the smell of hers

by Ian October 8, 2003

Godwhack

Someone who has allowed the metaphysical and most hateful elements of religion to dominate their lives and thoughts, and feel compelled to impose their dogma upon the rest of society. Not all religious people are Godwhacks.

A group of godwhacks from Westboro Baptist Church demonstrated outside the funeral of Presbyterian minister Fred Rogers, because the host of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood never said bad things about homosexuals.

by Ian December 7, 2004

Twang

V. To be hit or jabbed in the balls
N. The balls

U twanged my balls!
I hav an itch on my twang

by Ian April 8, 2003

Shtollianus

the situation of where finds himself having to take a crap or take a piss.

brb, shtoolianus has overcome my senses.

by Ian April 4, 2003

n00bies

spawned from the world of online games and geek
a collection of new, bad and irritating "noobs"

i'm going to pwn j00 n00bies

by ian August 17, 2004