turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.

You are a turd tobogganist!

by Ian Chode November 24, 2003

nutmeg

In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.

I nutmegged him!

by Ian Chode March 04, 2004

choccy jockey

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.

Dale is a choccy jockey.

by Ian Chode March 16, 2004

testics

Testicles; gonads, balls, nads.

Ooooh me testics!!!

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

cobbler's

See cobblers

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003