turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.
You are a turd tobogganist!
by Ian Chode November 24, 2003
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nutmeg

In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.
I nutmegged him!
by Ian Chode March 04, 2004
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choccy jockey

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.
Dale is a choccy jockey.
by Ian Chode March 16, 2004
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testics

Ooooh me testics!!!
by Ian Chode June 05, 2003
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pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.
He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
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cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).
It was a right load of cobblers!
by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
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cobbler's

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
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