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188 definitions by ian chode

 
1.
The arse.
Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.
by Ian Chode April 04, 2003
 
2.
In football (soccer), a nutmeg is where you pass the ball through an opponent's legs. This doesn't have to be the goal keeper.
I nutmegged him!
by Ian Chode March 04, 2004
 
3.
Something that is good.
Yeah, that Simon, he's sound, mate.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
 
4.
jip
Trouble.
It's giving me some jip.
by Ian Chode April 08, 2003
 
5.
Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).
It was a right load of cobblers!
by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
 
6.
Can also be a "policy wonk". A person who looks into all the technical details of implementing a political policy, usually a back-room boy either in a political party or working for the government.
That's the general idea, we'll leave it to the policy wonks to figure out all the details.
by Ian Chode August 30, 2004
 
7.
Of a penis: to ejaculate.
Mr A: My cock exploded and covered her in jizz. In fact, it caused her a middle ear infection.
Mr B: Slag!
by Ian Chode September 14, 2003