3 definitions by iaintajap
A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.
Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.
by iaintajap January 7, 2019
Florida is really ratchet New York. The Miami metro area is basically the New York Metro areas except more crime and hotter. Even though New York gets snow, we don't have to worry about a hurricane every 2 weeks. Disney World is basically the only thing New York doesn't have, though you can find some magical bullshit in Westchester. They also have their shittier version of IHOP in Waffle House. Also they got Gators and Florida's football hasn't been good since Tim Tebow and Jameis Winston. The amount of crime in the state is pretty amazing; you can always find something on {Florida Man}. Final note: Syosset and Dix Hills > Boca
by iaintajap November 10, 2019
A wealthy town in Northern Long Island. There are many people that consider themselves poor even though they pay at least 600 grand for a house here. There used to be a trailer park but we closed it down to make our town look richer. Syosset is mostly white, but has a lot of Asians, Indians, and some Muslims. People are usually very judgmental and make assumptions quick in Syosset. This stems from the Jap or Jewish American Princess. They are just your stereotypical rich white girl except usually smarter and Jewish. It is typical for most japs to go to summer camp and have fun with their jappy friends from the tri-state area. Most settle in Syosset for their school district. Syosset has an excellent high school with challenging classes. The honors and AP classes are filled with Jews, Asians, and Indians. Many kids who aren't in honors besides being retarded in the honors kids eyes are laid back and actually can enjoy their weekends without a shitload of homework. Many kids go to parties whenever there is anything that people can celebrate and drink, smoke weed, do hard drugs, or vape. High School students are usually up until 1 am each night because they either procrastinated or had to do 89 things before they could start. Honors students also usually drop out of classes if they have a B and fucking wreck the non-honors classes. Now I may sound a little mad, but I'm not. Syosset is my town and for every negative there is a positive.
Oh look at the Jap over there with her Victoria's secret bag and all that rich shit even tho she's probably upper middle-class at best.
Bet You she's from Syosset
Bet You she's from Syosset
by iaintajap June 14, 2018