iHeartBaconator's definitions

transtemporal masturbation

The phenomenon in which one begins masturbating at 11:59pm on New Years Eve, and ejaculates minutes later in the next year. Resultantly, the person's single masturbation session occured in two seperate years.

I started jerking off in 2016, and finished in 2017. I just engaged in transtemporal masturbation.

by iHeartBaconator December 31, 2016

silent mug

the act of urinating to the side of a toilet to create less sound.

John: Steve, where have you been?
Steve: I was using the bathroom.
John: You must've been pulling a silent mug, I could barely hear you.

by iHeartBaconator January 17, 2011