3 definitions by i.hate.guners
by i.hate.guners July 7, 2019
he is such a nice person, but the only catch is he has a small cock :(, he says it's 7.5 soft when really it's like 3 hard :(. He talks to his girlfriend and says he wants to do things with her and then will force her to do it. he's a good friend just a small cocked, bad boyfriend. in jesus name amen.
by i.hate.guners July 7, 2019
the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
by i.hate.guners July 7, 2019