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One of the most overused, meaningless, and shittiest words used in our society today. Here are the posers:
1: Someone who tries to be something they're not. Ex. A goth who pretends to be a punk or vice-versa.
2: A shitty label for a band such as Good Charlotte. People who use this word on "poser-punk" bands have no idea that they are not posers, and even if they were, who cares? Being a poser has nothing to do with music. Real posers are singers/bands that claims to be something else.
3: A puzzling question.

see: asshole...
What can I say about him? He is a horrible singer, a mediocre guitarist, but for some reason, people (including me) seem to enjoy his music.
His first band, blink-182, kicked some serious ass back in the 90's and early 2000's. Mark Hoppus sang more and was a much better singer, but Tom had the "Fuck me up the ass" attitude. This made him funny and fun to listen to.
Blink took a break in 2002 and Tom formed Box Car Racer. BCR wasn't as funny as blink, but still fun and catchy.
In 2003, everything went down the toilet. blink-182 released the "blink-182 (Self titled)" album. This album had Tom singing the majority of the bullshit like "I Miss You", "Always", and "Feeling This". "All good songs, just not his style" I said to myself until I heard the rest of the songs on that terrible album. They had joined the emo dark side and later broke up.
Tom later on went to form Angels And Airwaves, a pathetic excuse for a band with only a few good songs. He claims that the new band will change the world, but his ex-best friend begs to differ. Travis and Mark's new band, Plus 44, has one song released, "No, It Isn't", which is about Tom.
Now...Tom doesn't give a shit about his fans anymore. Just watch the Interviews on www.angelsandairwaves.com in which he lies about almost everything the guy asks him. He still has the potty mouth, but where's his sense of humor? Anyone who knows him, please encourage him to talk to these people: Jaret Reddick, Chris Burney, Erik Chandler, and Gary Wiseman.

A very successful band that created their own incredible sound by combining rap, metal, and pop. LP released two awesome albums and two not so awesome albums. One of the bad albums was a collaboration with the rapper Jay-Z, which was a mistake because there is already a rapper in the band and the stuff that JZ raps about is niggaz, pimpin, and other shit that does not suit Linkin Park's style. Linkin Park's rapper, Mike Shinoda is currently working on a project called Fort Minor.

A pop-punk band from Waldorf, Maryland. First, I'd like to say that they sound NOTHING like Simple Plan. Good Charlotte is a bit rebellious against trends, fame, and war. Sure, they make some of their music sound emo-ish, but they have never whined about their parents like Simple Plan and Linkin Park have.
Good Charlotte are not posers like many think. Like Simple Plan, blink-182, and New Found Glory, their 99.9% poser fanbase, for some reason, put them in the punk category. They even categorize themselves as pop-punk.
Good Charlotte's Joel went out with Hilary Duff, who is more of a poser than Avril. I couln't care less if Hil is a poser. It's just that she's a psychopath and Joel is WAY too good for her.
I'd like to add one more thing...absolutely DO NOT ever compare Good Charlotte with Bowling For Soup, blink-182, SUM 41, or Green Day.

They're sexy...they make good music...so what's the problem with this amazing six-girl band? Is it "Don't Cha"? Is it "Beep"? No. The only problem with these chicks is that they're all fucking whores. In the video for "Buttons", they all strip down to their underwear and start feeling themselves...or at least Nicole (the only one who can actually sing) does. Their song "Don't Cha" is about Busta Rhymes cheating on his girlfriend and hanging with PCD. They even had the nerve to help Will.I.Am piss off the Black Eyed Peas' record company by singing "Beep". Nicole would be better off as a solo artist.

A very good pop-punk band that was influenced by metal, and beleive it or not, they are in fact, posers. Not that I really give a shit, but they copied blink-182 and that's a poser act.
This four piece band is obsessed with Hell and the Devil. Many believe they are sons of Satan. They have done some songs entirely about Hell, and songs that have something from Hell in it, but has nothing to do with the song. for example, "Grab the Devil by the Horns and Fuck Him up the Ass" is an instrumental and "The Hell Song" is about HIV.
They also made a documentary about Congo and came very close to death. So don't judge this band only by their music. Think about what they've done for the world.