1 definition by hunterloveslexitomato

The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.
Ewww damn you bald headed ninny muffin out here being a Funts.
by hunterloveslexitomato November 5, 2018
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