hugh jass's definitions

Ron Artest

A violent individual who partakes in attacking random fans in a basketball game.

I was at the pistons game and got my ass kicked by Ron Artest

by Hugh Jass December 5, 2004

Yo Mama Joke Protest

The revolt and protest organized by people who hate or disagree with Yo mama jokes. These uproars of protest and disgust usually come from mothers, and sometimes fathers. Most of the time they are posted via Internet or emailing to sites, but occasionally mobs of moms will get really physical. Here is a prime example of protest: this message left by a working mom on www.joke-pages.com:

"You can kiss my two cakes togetha losers!!! You all dissin me on dis here computer callin me FAT when you da fat asses eating yo krispy kremes and stickin it around yo penis's and dilly do's!!!!
I'm tired of all these yo momma jokes, I mean seriously, what about yo fatha?!?!! I mean I fuckin pissed a fuckin baby, jesus fuckin christ. And you all callin me a fatty cakes!!!"
-From: Yo Motha; 8/24/2004

Thousands of angry mothers were tired of all of the snaps and insults aimed towards them, so they finally began to start fighting back. They organized a Yo mama joke protest that paraded down 5th Street.

by Hugh Jass February 23, 2005

Jimmy Billy

a term that is used when you dont know someones name. Also can be used for someone who is being a dick all the time.

1)Person A : who the heck is that guy?
Person B : oh thats jimmy billy!

2)man hes always acting like a fucking jimmy billy

by Hugh Jass May 13, 2005

crepes

piles or hemaroids. used by 'scary spice' from Bo Selecta

Ooh me crepes, yer bastards.

by Hugh Jass December 22, 2003

ball gag

a bondage item that consists of a ball on a rope that is shoved into the victim's mouth and tied tight. Supposedly it's more effective at muffling yells.

In your mom's closet I found three lengths of rope, some handcuffs, and a ball gag, with bitemarks in it.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

burger nipple

the circle of different coloured skin around the nipple is called the burger if this is incredibly large it is a burger nipple.

my old girlfriend had burger nipples

by hugh jass October 2, 2003

zebedee

an unexplainable erection

your sitting at your desk in work and you just pop a boner

by hugh jass September 22, 2003