hiding the hobbit

to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve

to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

bullmess

Originating in Lattimore, NC a term used as a substitute for bullshit or bulljive. Started by two obese brothers from Earl.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Man, thats bullmess. What a kak.

by Hugh Jass April 19, 2005

butt mud

slang term for s**t

dale winton likes to eat butt mud

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

feeb

an insulting word

you f****** stupid feeb

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

op

(n) Order of Protection

When I found out my wife was getting it in the ass from some dirtbag, I got mad and she got an op and had me kicked out of my house, that whore.

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

tofu ass

the state of having really bad gas from a vegetarian or vegan diet.

Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.

by Hugh Jass February 07, 2003

clambake

1) The act of smoking marijuana in an enclosed space, esp. when the space is particularly small and cramped.

All 6 of us had a clambake and smoked that fatty in my bathroom with the door closed and when we came out our eyes were all glassy and bloodshot.

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003