3 definitions by hoziwan

turd burnout

When your shit leaves skid marks on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Dude, why did you do a turd burnout in my bathroom! You nasty mofo!

by hoziwan August 20, 2009

stunt fart

A labored, extra loud or long fart in an attempt to impress your friends or gross them out.

Jim rips a loud, nasty one.

Mike: "Dude, why you stunt farting?!"

Mike high fives Jim.

by hoziwan August 20, 2009

cacalations

The math you do in your head to figure out if you have enough time to get from the restaurant to your next destination before shitting your pants.

Don't risk it trying to drive all the way back home after Taco Bell. You gotta do the cacalations!

by hoziwan June 18, 2022