2 definitions by hotkarl2705

Top Definition
having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic
i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!
by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010
when you listen to your ipod while dropping a deuce.
i was having a pretty bad day so wen i got home i went into the bathroom popped in my headphones and jammed out. ipooping really helped me relax.
by hotkarl2705 September 29, 2009

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