33 definitions by honneamise
The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.
Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
by honneamise December 20, 2018
by honneamise April 10, 2018
Nerdaism is the religion of Nerds. It was recently formed by Nerds to formalise their belief that the world will be saved by Nerds when the Nerdocalypse happens. the Nerdocalypse is similar to the Rapture, except Nerds will appear everywhere all of a sudden quoting Linux commands and sprouting off about "the command line is power", when in actual fact normals (people who arent Nerds) simply want to go about their business, like going to the coffee shop and swimming. Fortunately for normals, the Nerdocalypse will simply produce a lot of Nerds, and normals will have no problem sweeping them aside, as Nerds are weak and pathetic.
by honneamise December 19, 2018
A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.
That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.
by honneamise October 24, 2018
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A derivative illness similar to smuna that highlights the need for all those infected with smuna or smung to be driven from the face of the Earth and sent spiralling into outer space in a sealed bus that was formerly used for special school students. Smung is nearly as bad as smuna but you will only get smung if you have smuna anyway, meaning you are just a dirty weirdo and should be shot into outer space in a sealed bus used by special school students.
Mega
Ultra
Nuclear
Gay
A derivative illness similar to smuna that highlights the need for all those infected with smuna or smung to be driven from the face of the Earth and sent spiralling into outer space in a sealed bus that was formerly used for special school students. Smung is nearly as bad as smuna but you will only get smung if you have smuna anyway, meaning you are just a dirty weirdo and should be shot into outer space in a sealed bus used by special school students.
by honneamise October 8, 2020
RSSD or Random Stupid Statement Disorder is a common disease in the Information Technology field. Many lowly technicians have to deal with RSSD sufferers in the form of IT Managers, who have been promoted beyond their abilities. Many people believe the disease was only discovered because of the IT industry and if the IT industry was eradicated, then all RSSD sufferers would disappear as well. It is quite common for the particular sufferers to make random claims of technology not working only to see it work right in front of them, or try to fix something they understand little about and then proceed to make the situation worse. It is believed to have been diagnosed by someone in the IT field themselves, who has been immune to the disease due to his ability to read documentation and understand technology by learning. There has been only one known cure for these sub human carcass like, oxygen thieves and that is to take them out and apply the famous punishment from Port Arthurs penal colony days of being hung, drawn and quartered, because no one likes working with RSSD sufferers.
My boss said that “Oh no that won’t work because the L3 switch has a default gateway to an interface that points to the internet already”, he is clearly suffering from RSSD
My boss has RSSD, he claims that with a 4xDC arrangement, I should not replicate to all DCs, as this may overload Active Directory Sites and Services
My boss has RSSD, he claims that with a 4xDC arrangement, I should not replicate to all DCs, as this may overload Active Directory Sites and Services
by honneamise November 28, 2019
The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D
How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!
Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?
Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?
by honneamise October 30, 2018