43 definitions by home slice
A feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 that adds a better Firewall, automatic updates, and annoying alerts if you don't have anti-virus software installed.
Bill Gates: Liek omg!! Security Center rulezzzz!!!
Average user: Oh, do you mean that control panel that slows down your PC even more? That shit is trashed!
Average user: Oh, do you mean that control panel that slows down your PC even more? That shit is trashed!
by home slice May 21, 2005
1) Mrs. Buchhalter is a librarian!
2) Mrs. Buchhalter is such a fuckhalter!
3) Stop being a fuckhalter, Andrew Skinny Arms
2) Mrs. Buchhalter is such a fuckhalter!
3) Stop being a fuckhalter, Andrew Skinny Arms
by home slice October 10, 2004
1) The act of having an affair (sex)
2) A phrase you can shout out when someone is being really emotional to another person OR when someone thanks someone for something, etc.
2) A phrase you can shout out when someone is being really emotional to another person OR when someone thanks someone for something, etc.
1) Did you hear about the couple who eloped and had an affair?
2) Jordan: Thank you Tony so much for fixing my computer!!
Tony: No problem
Jordan: I can't thank you enough!
Me: Aw, Love affair!!
2) Jordan: Thank you Tony so much for fixing my computer!!
Tony: No problem
Jordan: I can't thank you enough!
Me: Aw, Love affair!!
by home slice July 9, 2005
A phrase thought of by rapper the Game to describe how fake he thinks G-Unit is. After 50 Cent kicked the Game out of the G-Unit rap group, they both faked a make up which was broudcast on television, and donated money to the Harlem Kids Choir. However, the truth was exposed at Summer Jam 2005 in New York City: they're still beefin', or at least they don't like each other too much. At Summer Jam '05, the Game screamed "F*ck 50" a bunch of times, told him he'd take on Tony Yayo and Lloyd Banks, and, supposedly, said the following backstage: "I didn't ask for this sh-t, I got kicked out the group cause n-ggas hated on me man so f--k them n-ggas. It's GGGG-Unot...I don't f--k with rats and snitches..."
by home slice June 8, 2005
Like a shittier version of Comcast, however Verizon is a phone and DSL company, while Comcast provides cable television and internet services.
Verizon's cell phone technical support people are total n00bs, to the point where I know more about what's wrong than they do.
Verizon's DSL service has been reported to slow down below its rated 3.0 mbps speed, once you commit to a full year of the DSL service (to save approximately $15/month). If you search Google, you'll find many forums filled with frustrated people who have to wait forever to get through to tech support.
Verizon lures its customers into its DSL service by offering a low monthly price of $30/month (1 year commitment required) for service competitive to Comcast's 4 mbps, which is priced at $43/month.
Verizon lures cell phone customers by providing free in-network calling, and rebates on cell phone prices. They also say their service is the most reliable wireless network.
Verizon's cell phone technical support people are total n00bs, to the point where I know more about what's wrong than they do.
Verizon's DSL service has been reported to slow down below its rated 3.0 mbps speed, once you commit to a full year of the DSL service (to save approximately $15/month). If you search Google, you'll find many forums filled with frustrated people who have to wait forever to get through to tech support.
Verizon lures its customers into its DSL service by offering a low monthly price of $30/month (1 year commitment required) for service competitive to Comcast's 4 mbps, which is priced at $43/month.
Verizon lures cell phone customers by providing free in-network calling, and rebates on cell phone prices. They also say their service is the most reliable wireless network.
Verizon has a monopoly similar to Comcast's. Wouldn't it be funny if they merged and then you'd have even FEWER choices for internet access?
by home slice August 22, 2005
Scott Ryder's and William Dole's website. It has pretty much everything on it. Polls, funny pictures, and overall funnyness and entertainment...
by home slice December 24, 2004
A website started by Mr. Murda, BlackMist, and MC Badfella. They review horror movies. Check it out.
by home slice November 22, 2005