hj4h's definitions

Assstick

(n.) A biological or nutured anal predicament. Inflames when instigated by untimeliness, uncleanliness, dispropriety, etc. usually on the part of others rather than onesself. Derivation - from having a stick up one's ass.

Yo. Wassup with your asstick, I was only 15 minutes late. Or, chill out, dude, your assstick is showing. Or, my friend is such a pain in the ass. He's cool and all, but sometimes I wish I could just reach over and remove that assstick.

by hj4h June 24, 2005

lumberjackolicious

lumberjackolicious (adj.): A guy with just enough facial hair to resemble Paul Bunyan, and the body of Channing Tatum. He's smart, funny, knows his way around a chainsaw, and can throw you over his shoulder to outrun a forest fire. His favorite food is wet, juicy steak, and he drinks moonshine out of a Mason jar. But his most attractive talent is when he rubs his girlfriend's back when she's puking after an all-night bender.
Most likely seen in a muddy Subaru, because he has a soft side for the environment and bunnies.

The new guy upstairs just brought me a bunny he whittled out of a piece of his wooden leg. He's so lumberjackolicious.

Or:
Hot Dave shaved a silhouette of my bosoms in his chest. His lumberjackolicious acts of love make me quiver.

by HJ4H January 12, 2015