3 definitions by his dudliness

small little turds at most 1/2 as big as regular turds.
man I thought I had to take a colossal shit, but it just turned out to be a few shitlins
by his dudliness January 26, 2014
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viewing porn on a small screen (phone) while fapping. usually done in public restrooms, or while on a plane, train, boat, etc.
During his flight, Dan couldn't wait until he landed , so he went to the restroom and had himself a fappetizer.
by his dudliness September 1, 2015
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