Manitoba mascara: when it's so cold outside, frost from your breath condenses on your eyelashes, moustache, eyebrows, etc., refreezes, and looks as if you'd applied blue-white mascara primer.
Gord, panting: My run was great! I hit the wall, but pushed through and finished the Manitoba
Winter Marathon under my personal best time!
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara
. Dude, you look like a Kardashian
right after a facial
Anne: More like a bukkake
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh?
I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton
's coffee immediately.