5 definitions by heywaitasecond
A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.
Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021
The 4th Main entry in the Metroid Prime series. It was announced at e3 2017 and we haven't gotten anything other than the logo since then, but in early 2019, Nintendo announced development would be restarting development because they didn't think it met standards, and brought Retro studios to develop (The studio behind the other 3 main Metroid Prime Games and the Modern Donkey Kong Country games).
"We are restarting development on Metroid Prime 4"
"That's bad"
"We are bringing on Retro studios to develop"
"That's good"
"It is not the same team who made the original games"
"That's bad"
"But it is the same people who made the modern DKC games"
"Can I go now"
"That's bad"
"We are bringing on Retro studios to develop"
"That's good"
"It is not the same team who made the original games"
"That's bad"
"But it is the same people who made the modern DKC games"
"Can I go now"
by heywaitasecond March 23, 2021
EA is a video game company with 3 missions
1: Release the same game year after year
2: Release shitty games with tons of microtransactions
3: Buy out every company they can, have them make a few games, then shut them down
1: Release the same game year after year
2: Release shitty games with tons of microtransactions
3: Buy out every company they can, have them make a few games, then shut them down
Person 1: "Hey I just got this cool new game from ea!"
Person 2: "How is it?"
Person 1: "Well, it's not that good, but I'm sure all these dlc's, loot boxes and expansion packs will make it better"
Person 2: "And how much will that cost?"
Person 1: "$800, and that's only for the dlc."
Person 2: "How is it?"
Person 1: "Well, it's not that good, but I'm sure all these dlc's, loot boxes and expansion packs will make it better"
Person 2: "And how much will that cost?"
Person 1: "$800, and that's only for the dlc."
by heywaitasecond March 19, 2021
A sequel to 2013's PAYDAY 2 that will be coming in 2023. All that we know about it is its logo and that Dallas, (presumably) Chains, (presumably) Hoxton, and (presumably) Houston will be returning
Person 1: "Dude, payday 3 was just announced"
Person 2: "That's cool and all, but we don't know that much about, so don't get your hopes up"
Person 1: "It'll be on Unreal engine 4 this time"
Person 2: "OH THANK GOD"
Person 2: "That's cool and all, but we don't know that much about, so don't get your hopes up"
Person 1: "It'll be on Unreal engine 4 this time"
Person 2: "OH THANK GOD"
by heywaitasecond March 19, 2021
A move in Super Smash Bros that is way to spammable good at denying recoveries, and is used by some blonde brat who thinks he's too good for us Americans because his mom died that he stays in Japan.
Person 1: Alright, I'll just use my recovery move to get back on stage.
Lucas: PK FREEZE PK FREEZE PK FREEZE PK FREEZE PK FREEZE PK FREEZE!
Lucas: PK FREEZE PK FREEZE PK FREEZE PK FREEZE PK FREEZE PK FREEZE!
by heywaitasecond February 26, 2021