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Although it's been in production for over ten years, the Tesla Model S is still going strong as one of the only true American luxury cars. While they may not be to everyone's taste, people can't deny that the Model S is one of the most successful electric cars and in the Bay Area, is as ubiquitous as a Honda Accord.
Oh my god, my husband got me a new Tesla Model S for Christmas!
by henryfromny2.0 October 19, 2022
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The BMW X3 is one of BMW's best-selling models alongside the 3-series sedan, and for good reason. It offers the same handling that BMW's cars are world-renowned for, but with an added touch of practicality. Arguably, compared to the Mercedes-Benz GLK and GLC, its simplistic design is more in-line with European cars truly designed for the European market rather than car-crazy America. And I say this as a HUGE Mercedes fan. Unfortunately, the new X3 is a little over-the-top, and standard RWD shouldn't be a thing in a luxury SUV, but who can complain when the X3 is still constantly ranked towards the top for small luxury SUVs, above its rivals such as the Porsche Macan, Alfa Romeo Stelvio, Lexus NX, Volvo XC60 and Land Rover Range Rover Velar.
Contrary to what some people say, the BMW X3 is not a piece of shit.
by henryfromny2.0 January 7, 2023
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The XJL Portfolio was Jaguar's version of the Range Rover Autobiography. In the US, at least, they initially were offered with the 5-liter V8 and RWD only, but a 3-liter V6 and AWD were added down the line. The XJL Portfolio saw a few significant changes, one being the interior leather switching to a Mercedesesque quilted trim in 2015. Other than that, it stood out as a distinctly British luxury offering and possessed a certain air of elegance the Mercedes-Benz S-class could only wish it had. Unlike the Range Rover Autobiography, I see the Portfolio's appeal. It's a big sedan, perfect for being chauffeured in, and it's a Jag, so it should be fun if you want to drive it yourself. Another favorite of the Royals until its untimely death in 2019.
Elizabeth bought a new XJL Portfolio in 2012 and has kept it ever since. She's such a bad bitch.
by henryfromny2.0 October 4, 2022
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The Hamptons are where almost every rich person from the Tri-State spends their summers if they're not in Europe, Cancun or some other far-off destination. It is comprised of multiple villages with the main town being Southampton. Just across the sound from Connecticut and not too different from some of the beach towns in Massachusetts. Obscenely rich people driving around in restored Defenders and Land Cruisers, overpriced cute boutiques, and opulent waterfront homes are everywhere. Many celebrities own houses in the Hamptons and it's not uncommon for homes to sell for upwards of ten million, or even twenty million dollars. While some may say it's snobby out there, the Hamptons look like a nice place to spend your summer in (if you have the paper to)
by henryfromny2.0 November 11, 2022
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Like a makeover, but instead of changing the way you/someone else's Instagram appears. Some people say that social media is an extension of the person, but I disagree. You can be a great person and have great traits but have a terrible ig. I don't know how else to say it.
Oh my god, who's that new kid?
That's Grayson. He's cute, and he seems nice, but he is in desperate need of an Instagram makeover.
by henryfromny2.0 January 7, 2023
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Though HSE stands for High Specification Equipment, and is used in the US and Canada to refer to the Vogue, HSE in the rest of the world means base model. Booooo.
Severely under equipped for a 90k car and if you can afford this, just get a loaded GLS or LX instead. Please.
Ew, is that a base model Range Rover HSE? Gross! Should have got a Lexus instead.
by henryfromny2.0 October 15, 2022
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A new type of social media where at random, you're given two minutes each day to capture a BeReal and 'live in the moment.' No filters and stuff like followers doesn't matter. Most people's BeReals are of them doing boring everyday shit, which is kinda the point of the app.
Time to BeReal!

2 minutes left to capture a BeReal and show the world what you're up to!
by henryfromny2.0 November 12, 2022
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