Definitions by hellomotherf**ker

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich 

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012

joshing your bagles 

just joking.

i was just joshing your bagles!

joshing your bagles by hellomotherf**ker July 16, 2011