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The most rude asshole you will ever meet. These creatures act like they are satans offspring. This name probably belongs to the housefly that can't even go through an open door. Don't expect to date a Nikolaus because they are probably a little gay. Aside from all the bad, they choose a mood and can be chill sometimes and the next second they are mad (probably from minecraft or some shi) Sometimes they like to ruin peoples days. Enjoying life? They drop an anvil on your head "Your dog is going to die eventually!" Its always the most random stuff aswell.
"Hey whats your name?"
"Nikolaus"
casually walks away choosing safest option
by hellohibyemerci July 12, 2023
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Windsor is a city Southern Ontario. Is it big? No. Is it fun? No. We have absolutely nothing to do here, maybe a few attractions but nothing fancy. We are the asshole of Ontario and the only reason we are known is because of the border crossing. How do you get here you may ask, either drive down from toronto (The most overated city in ontario) or fly from a select few locations (YYZ-YVR-YYC-YHZ-YTZ) Did you expect fun here? We basically take everything from america, hell we even use the imperial system mostly, and the main thing we took from america... SAFETY! Yeah, don't expect a nice walk at night, you might have some hobo ask if you want a brownie. Oh but the riverfron- well its nice at night, but the people act like goddamn zombies straight outta cod. Majority of the people here drive F-150s or RAM 1500s because there are so many truck lovers here (rednecks).
You come from Windsor? How did you make it out alive?
by hellohibyemerci July 12, 2023
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The most tasty treat your succelent lips may taste
Dick is yummy
by hellohibyemerci July 12, 2023
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