18 definitions by hel112570
A Russian made coffin with wheels typically found in Ukraine in a state of uncontrolled conflagration or similarly destroyed state.
Yuri looked on in horror as the heavy machine gun rounds pierced the hull of his BTR. No matter how hard he pushed the pedal down more and more daylight leaked into the vehicle piercing the armor as well as his fragile psyche. Tears streamed down his face, he realized he was no longer in an armored vehicle, but instead a Blyatmobile.
by hel112570 October 30, 2022
A knee jerk reaction to requirements or features requested by a customer which have not been designed nor any realistic time line been set for their implementation, other than expressing the sentiment that said features are "Fast Followers". This syndrome is characterized by the upending of any manageable process that establishes a specification of, a time line for, and allocation resources for implementation.
Dev1: "Hey, did you guys here what the product manager just promised the customer? We're not even done with the original features."
Dev2: "Yeah, and we have no way of knowing of when we're going to do that because there's not even any specifications."
Dev1:"I wish product would attempt to avoid Fast Follower Syndrome."
Dev2:"Yeah we're definitely going to be working over Christmas again."
Dev2: "Yeah, and we have no way of knowing of when we're going to do that because there's not even any specifications."
Dev1:"I wish product would attempt to avoid Fast Follower Syndrome."
Dev2:"Yeah we're definitely going to be working over Christmas again."
by hel112570 February 13, 2023
I said bye 'gaise' in my message to the team because there are also individuals on my team who identify as female.
by hel112570 June 6, 2022
A condition where the government,elites,or other power people can ruin the life of common man with the click of a button. This condition is brought on by significant technological proliferation. Examples of this proliferation include, self-driving cars, wearable devices and mass data collection by corporate entities done through the devices they sell.
Dude I messed up.
What did you do?
Yesterday I found out the girl I was seeing from Tinder is the daughter of the Chief of Police.
So....why is that big deal?
We were out last night,and when I took her back home he accused me of corrupting his daughter.
Is she underage?
No, of course not...but now all of my bank accounts are frozen, and now I don't know what to do.
Dude that's some "One Click Tyranny" bullshit, I'd call a lawyer.
What did you do?
Yesterday I found out the girl I was seeing from Tinder is the daughter of the Chief of Police.
So....why is that big deal?
We were out last night,and when I took her back home he accused me of corrupting his daughter.
Is she underage?
No, of course not...but now all of my bank accounts are frozen, and now I don't know what to do.
Dude that's some "One Click Tyranny" bullshit, I'd call a lawyer.
by hel112570 November 7, 2019
A one off proof of concept to test a theory or gather data that organically evolves into a nightmare of poor structure, unmaintainable code, and general technical debt. The evolution into this nightmare form is typically driven by business will to 'Get it into prod' , ever changing customer requirements, and assumption that we're completely invalid from the start of the project.
Manager: Hey the VP of Sales wants that PoC to go into production. How
Dev: It's not even close to being a viable production ready system.
Manager: Yeah you know how A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept goes. So how long before you can put it out there for people to use?
Dev: It's not even close to being a viable production ready system.
Manager: Yeah you know how A Quote Unquote Proof of Concept goes. So how long before you can put it out there for people to use?
by hel112570 August 30, 2023
The drug addicted girl that attempts to sell stolen items for a local meth dealer on a facebook selling wall or at a pawn shop.
Did you see the owner run that Suzie Snowflake out of the shop? That set of dildos she was selling was obviously stolen.
by hel112570 June 19, 2019
A person in online gaming whose ping is so high that the only place they could be playing from is outer space.
Player1: "Wow this guys ping is trough the roof! He killed my 10 seconds after I went behind the wall!"
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".
Player2: "Must be some lagstronauts playing the game on the ISS".
by hel112570 August 6, 2020