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7 definitions by heapsmissage_90

 
1.
When you keep checking your mobile phone because you are either expecting a text, or are hoping to receive one.
Joey: Stop checking your phone all the time, you have chronic textspectation

Alex: Yeah I know, I just get excited knowing Bel is texting me
by heapsmissage_90 January 30, 2011
 
2.
Where you desire a slutty woman
Alex: I really want to have Elara!

Tom: Really? But she gets around like a town bicycle, she's such a slut

Alex: Yeah, but I still want her. I just have so much slust for her
by heapsmissage_90 March 21, 2011
 
3.
Noun. A South African word deriving from the English word Yahoo as in the search engine. First used circa July 2010

1) Ya-hoow is a 'cool' way of saying Yahoo a noise commonly made when cheering, often after jumping off something

2) Ya-hoow is also a 'cool' way of referring to the search engine known in English as Yahoo.
Example 1)

Person jumping off a diving board: "Ya-hoow!!!!"

Example 2)
Tom: "Hey Becca, do you know any good restaurants?"

Becca: "Nah, just see what Ya-hoow says"
by heapsmissage_90 December 07, 2010
 
4.
Adj. When two people start dating, but you never see them anymore because they just have sex all the time.
Person 1: "hey have you seen Pete lately"

Person 2: "nah, not since he got with sally, they've just been hibermating all the time"
by heapsmissage_90 December 02, 2010
 
5.
A scale of how much you miss somebody. Zero/null/no missage is where you do not miss somebody, aka indifferent to their presence or hate the person. Loads/Masses/High missage is where you miss somebody a ridiculous amount, so much you think about them all the time, and wish they were with you.
Person 1: "How much do you miss Bel?"

Person 2: "Loads, I have heaps of missage"
by heapsmissage_90 November 29, 2010
 
6.
Noun.

Acronym for Borderline Homosexual Behaviour.

This is behaviour exhibited by straight men that is generally considered homosexual. Multiple examples of BHB by a single individual may be a sign of B.H.D., Borderline Homosexual Disorder. Generally this is diagnosed as a three strike policy.
Examples of B.H.B. include:
Enjoying glee
Randomly speaking in high 'sing song' tones
Disproportionate love of Lady Gaga
Wearing exceptionally tight jeans such that a division symbol is present in the crotch region
Understanding anything to do with Sex and the City
Any drink of choice that is not beer

Cannot relate to the movie Remember the Titans
Metrosexuality in ALL forms
by heapsmissage_90 May 22, 2011
 
7.
When you leave your computer unattended and somebody leaves your internet at www.lemonparty.com. Its only funny when it doesn't happen to you
Rachel left her laptop in the college library and when she returned discovered she had been lemonpartied by Stuart
by heapsmissage_90 November 30, 2010