15 definitions by hawn hawn baguette
Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.
"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".
by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023
The worst type of people to ever exist. 95% of them automatically go to hell for being dumb little fucks
"Oi ya stupid fookin' american cunt, didncha kno dat the yoo-kay has free 'ealthcare??"
"What the fuck is up with that dude?"
"Don't worry, he's one of them English people."
"What the fuck is up with that dude?"
"Don't worry, he's one of them English people."
by hawn hawn baguette March 10, 2022
Another term for transgender people. Often derogatory, used in insulting/hateful manners, but can also be used jokingly inbetween LGBT circles.
References the rough suicide rate of trans teens, around 41%. May also be used as "43ers"
References the rough suicide rate of trans teens, around 41%. May also be used as "43ers"
Quandavius Dingleberry Augustus Wilhelm II: "Hey, look! It's the 41ers!"
Marilyn (formerly Mason): "Wow! Fuck you!"
Marilyn (formerly Mason): "Wow! Fuck you!"
by hawn hawn baguette June 17, 2022
Can also be rendered as "Western Propaganda".
A scapegoat used by socialists, communists, and other Marxists to justify the failing regimes of Marxist-Leninist parties. (see Cuba, China, the Soviet Union, etc.)
Rather than addressing the reasons for why the regime failed, or why their policies fail- they instead choose to blame the failures on the west, and that their failures were exaggerated by "western propaganda".
This may also alternatively be used (quite rarely) by right-wingers, however it is much rarer and often tied back to Russia and its war with Ukraine.
A scapegoat used by socialists, communists, and other Marxists to justify the failing regimes of Marxist-Leninist parties. (see Cuba, China, the Soviet Union, etc.)
Rather than addressing the reasons for why the regime failed, or why their policies fail- they instead choose to blame the failures on the west, and that their failures were exaggerated by "western propaganda".
This may also alternatively be used (quite rarely) by right-wingers, however it is much rarer and often tied back to Russia and its war with Ukraine.
P1: "Bah! Are you kidding me? Cuba *has* democracy, that's just imperialist propaganda!"
P2: "Dude, you live in New York City. You haven't even stepped foot outside the USA."
P2: "Dude, you live in New York City. You haven't even stepped foot outside the USA."
by hawn hawn baguette July 14, 2022
A website which should never be mentioned. Contains all sorts of weird shit ranging from actual incestuous porn to gore and scat. Most of the weird shit is recorded at very low quality, though.
This guy didn't know what 'motherless' meant, so I told him to look it up. He stopped using the computer for a few days after that.
by hawn hawn baguette August 9, 2022
May also be spelt "Kaliphaboo", "Kalifaboo", or "Khalifaboo", but never Califaboo.
A rather rare type of "-boo" though it still exists online.
Caliphaboos, as their name implies, are people obsessed with caliphates and Islam despite not being Muslim in the first place. Likely lives in a first world country as well. Read a single wikipedia article on the Umayyad caliphate and now obsesses over restoring Islam to it's "former glory". Also attempts to speak Arabic but sounds like a fucking loser.
A rather rare type of "-boo" though it still exists online.
Caliphaboos, as their name implies, are people obsessed with caliphates and Islam despite not being Muslim in the first place. Likely lives in a first world country as well. Read a single wikipedia article on the Umayyad caliphate and now obsesses over restoring Islam to it's "former glory". Also attempts to speak Arabic but sounds like a fucking loser.
P1: "What the fuck is that guy doing? His Arabic sounds horrible."
P2: "I dunno, he must be a Caliphaboo."
P1: "What the fuck is a Caliphaboo? Where are you getting these f
P2: "I dunno, he must be a Caliphaboo."
P1: "What the fuck is a Caliphaboo? Where are you getting these f
by hawn hawn baguette August 22, 2022
Derived from Anarcho-Communist and Commie.
A derogatory term for Anarcho-Communists, more commonly used by its opponents on both the left and the right.
Anarcho-Communism is an ideology which seeks to establish a stateless, classless, and authorityless society immediately without the necessary transitionary period of the dictatorship of the proletariat. Will also justify working together with capitalists and allowing capitalists ways to get into power in their society if it means they aren't even slightly authoritarian.
A derogatory term for Anarcho-Communists, more commonly used by its opponents on both the left and the right.
Anarcho-Communism is an ideology which seeks to establish a stateless, classless, and authorityless society immediately without the necessary transitionary period of the dictatorship of the proletariat. Will also justify working together with capitalists and allowing capitalists ways to get into power in their society if it means they aren't even slightly authoritarian.
by hawn hawn baguette September 17, 2022