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10 definitions by havocker

 
1.
One of the bizarre new religions in California, masquerading as a burger chain. Their secrets and mysteries include the "Neapolitan Shake" and the "Animal Style Fries"
I need some In-n-Out right now!
by havocker February 20, 2009
 
2.
The plural of ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife. You have one ex but many exen
All my shoes came from shopping with the exen
by havocker May 14, 2010
 
3.
Words coming out of somebody's mouth which has no informational content
The consultant talks a good game but all thats coming out of his mouth is hawking radiation
by havocker May 10, 2010
 
4.
when something is so astronomically unlikely you're more likely to be hit by an asteroid than have it happen
Me scoring with Brooklyn Decker? Asteroidnomical
by havocker May 04, 2010
 
5.
1) a monster from dungeons and dragons which looked like a brain on four legs
2) someone whose mere presence is like huffing a quart of paint thinner, god forbid you interact with them
1) we were winning the battle until the lich summoned an intellect devourer
2) i'm locked in a four hour meeting with the intellect devourer, i'm going to need a feynman chaser after this
by havocker October 05, 2010
 
6.
A woman with blonde hair who fits the man's idea of feminine beauty so perfectly they need to clone 3-4 of her for every man on the planet. Examples: Rebecca Romijin, Kristen Bell, Alexis Bledel, Scarlett Johanssen
Look at that protoblonde! We need a million more like her.
by havocker May 24, 2010
 
7.
A Google Android phone which is not a Motorola Droid
I've had a nondroid for years now.
by havocker May 14, 2010