Definitions by havocker

intellect devourer 

1) a monster from dungeons and dragons which looked like a brain on four legs
2) someone whose mere presence is like huffing a quart of paint thinner, god forbid you interact with them

1) we were winning the battle until the lich summoned an intellect devourer
2) i'm locked in a four hour meeting with the intellect devourer, i'm going to need a feynman chaser after this

intellect devourer by havocker October 6, 2010

synergeeksmatic

when two pieces of geekdom combine to form something so awesomely geeky its orgasmic. Examples: lego x star-wars, star-wars x transformers, joss whedon's dr horrible as a 8 bit nintendo game

I saw the lego planet express and it was synergeeksmatic!

synergeeksmatic by havocker June 6, 2010

protoblonde 

A woman with blonde hair who fits the man's idea of feminine beauty so perfectly they need to clone 3-4 of her for every man on the planet. Examples: Rebecca Romijin, Kristen Bell, Alexis Bledel, Scarlett Johanssen

Look at that protoblonde! We need a million more like her.

protoblonde by havocker May 24, 2010

exen 

The plural of ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife. You have one ex but many exen

All my shoes came from shopping with the exen

exen by havocker May 14, 2010

nondroid 

A Google Android phone which is not a Motorola Droid

I've had a nondroid for years now.

nondroid by havocker May 14, 2010

hawking radiation 

Words coming out of somebody's mouth which has no informational content

The consultant talks a good game but all thats coming out of his mouth is hawking radiation

hawking radiation by havocker May 10, 2010

catanic 

of or relating to the game settlers of catan

Is Agricola a Catanic game where you can trade sheep for wood?

catanic by havocker May 8, 2010