havalaf's definitions

gwyneth paltrow skin sonofabitch

in need of a tan

"You were supposed to meet me at the tanning salon you Gwyneth Paltrow skin sonofabitch."

by havalaf October 6, 2009

smurf butt

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

by havalaf October 9, 2009

wolbem

backward for a blowjob

annie like to wolbem

by havalaf January 10, 2008

pop out a pinecone

taking a shit

you stay her while i go and pop out a pinecone

by havalaf November 5, 2009