havalaf's definitions

smurf butt

a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john

dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy

by havalaf October 9, 2009

pop out a pinecone

taking a shit

you stay her while i go and pop out a pinecone

by havalaf November 5, 2009

sexual freeze

being cut off sexually by spouse,girlfriend or whoever until you cave in to their demends

"sure i can go to the bar with you tonight. i dont care is she gets mad . i'm on a sexual freeze anyway."

by havalaf November 14, 2009

wolbem

backward for a blowjob

annie like to wolbem

by havalaf January 10, 2008