12 definitions by havalaf

Top Definition
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WOLRD....ITALIANS AND PEOPLE WHO WITH THEY WERE!!!!!!!!!!
it's great to be one of those ITALIANS
by havalaf October 09, 2009
so you've been cheating. and you need some insurance that your wife won't take everything you own when she finds out . simply get a friend to slip in your bed when she's sleeping to fuck her and thus framing her misdeed.
dude i need to go to my house and frame bang my wife
by havalaf November 14, 2009
to take a shit
a soon as i finished my coffee iran to the bathroom to rip a grumpy
by havalaf October 05, 2009
a blue stained ass as a result from a huge turd falling into a newly serviced port-o-john
dud.......e i gotta smurf butt from that port-o john from ripping a grumpy
by havalaf October 09, 2009
deep throating corn dogs in preparation to a pride fest
I can't wait for the parade to start." "Say!!!" "Lets go to the food court and do some dog gobbling to get loosened up."
by havalaf October 07, 2009
in need of a tan
"You were supposed to meet me at the tanning salon you Gwyneth Paltrow skin sonofabitch."
by havalaf October 06, 2009
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