317 definitions by harry flashman

A physical fitness fanatic in the military who believes that six-pack abs, blond hair, blue eyes, Teutonic good looks, and 12% bodyfat will ensure his suvival in combat, his promotion in peacetime and a place in Valhalla in the afterlife; everyone else who doesn't look like a recruiting posterboy should have been a candidate for prenatal eugenics.
Hey, Master Chief...you might want to take the long way to building 501...there's a weight nazi hiding in the bushes a block up ambushing sailors with a tape....it's that same shitweasel who is pushing to switch the whole PRT system to metric!
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
The benign form of bad breath preferable to phallitosis or breff.
Terry Smith, a very well respected Naval supply corps officer, was known for his halitosis, which was chronic, strong, and attracted buzzards and flies.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
A manufacturer of fine construction equipment, farm machinery and lawn care vehicles.
Please do not refer to my John Deere LT133 as a riding lawn mower...it is a TRACTOR, asshole!
by harry flashman July 17, 2003
Acting disproportionately crazy to a situation; running amok and generally reacting badly
Percival went hermatile when his tuna sandwich came up missing from the snack room refrigerator and had to be sedated and take a paid day off.
by harry flashman July 07, 2003
The pressing of the lips tightly to something or to take orally.
Yolanda put a liplock on Reverend Farnsworth that was anything but chaste.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
Japanese gonorrhea.
Joshiro knew from the greenish-yellow discharge from his chimpo that he had the krap again.
by harry flashman July 27, 2003
Vernacular English for "going to", a declaration of intent.
Prunella said she gwine get her case worker changed unlest he give her AFDC for her baby, Boudreaux.
by harry flashman July 21, 2003
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