harry flashman's definitions

soybean breath

An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.

Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.

by harry flashman September 18, 2003

shitcan

1. A waste or garbage can. 2. The act of throwing something away.

1. Before you go home back up everything on your computer, set the alarm and empty your shitcan in the dumpster. 2. Shitcan that promotion recommendation for Mr Dovetonsils, he didn't empty his shitcan last night and we're shitcanning him.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

adze

adze is to axe as adds is to asks.

Caint yu adze I axe for tu adze.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

aw shit

n. A military term for a reprimand or ass-chewing.

All it takes is one "aw shit" to wipe out a career of "atta boys".

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

steamandcream

n. A naval term for an Oriental steambath in the red light district.

Hey Smitty, let's go get snot-slinging drunk, puke some osoba noodles through our nose, hit the steamandcream, then do it again.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

nugget

A newly commissioned Naval Ensign, recognized by the prominently displayed shiny gold bars on his collar. Known for his/her eagerness, inexperience and folly.

We need someone to sign for all those missing 5"54 caliber white phosphorous shells...go get the nugget, Ensign Lemming.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

shitweasel

Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.

When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003