harry flashman's definitions

criminy

Mild blasphemy meaning "for Christs sake"

Oh criminy, I haven't taken my depro-provara for two weeks.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

rumen

The first chamber of a ruminant's stomach in which bacteria break down food before it is returned to the mouth to be chewed as cud for nutrition.

Bubba: "Is Jolene got that PMS stuff...she been mighty cranky lately." Leroy: "Naw, her rumen upset."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

skint back

Redneck for "ready for action" or "ready to make speed." (An allusion to retracting the foreskin in uncircumsized males before action.)

Cleotis heard the Yankee accent and was skint back and started looking around for a pool cue. After the bar brawl Cleotis jumped in his Firebird and had it skint back doing 90 up Highway 31.

by harry flashman July 28, 2003

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

catshit

A mild interjection suggesting disappointment.

Catshit! My draft number is 14...I'm either getting a Rhodes scholarship or wearing a dress to my induction physical in Little Rock.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

codded

Having testicles.

I'll give you $65 for that billy goat, it' the heaviest codded one I have ever seen.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

isoholes

A group of people similar to, alike, equal to and identical to assholes.

I visited France once in 1991, it is populated with isoholes.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003