bagoong

Asian delicacy, fermented, salted brine shrimp (need not be kept refrigerated) that smells like your grandfather's spent 2 hours on the toilet overcoming constipation.
Holy batshit, Perlita, open the windows when you cook with bagoong.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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fastidious

To be a lover of breasts but very critical and not easy to please.
Bubba looked at Jolene's ample rack and wished they were D-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn't hurt...screw that lift and seperate shit...they'd look better mashed together....embarassed standing in Jolene's doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, "Hooters..I mean Hi...I'm Booba...uh, Bubba...I'm kinda Nipple...I mean nervous...kinda fastittyous...fastidious...." Jolene tittered...Bubba took it as a good sign.
by harry flashman August 04, 2003
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Spiffed

To be decked out in your finest clothing and groomed to perfection.
Bubba, you're looking spiffed in that Burger King uniform and that bacon grease really makes your hair lie flat...are you going to the bowling alley tonight?
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
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No deals

A polite way to decline pickles on your Big Mac.
Gimme a number 1 combo meal, supersized, diet Coke, no deals.
by harry flashman July 04, 2003
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levitate

To have ill-fitting denim trousers ride up uncomfortably on your crotch.
Damn, I getting a rash; my levis have been having the tendancy to levitate all day.
by Harry flashman July 30, 2003
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greenteeth

A manifestation of poor dental hygeine.
Though technically accurate, the diagnosis of Bubbas dating problem was greenteeth, but in fairness to Bubba it should have been diagnosed greentooth.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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monominded

Singleminded; focused on one thing so intensely as to negate the instinct for self preservation.
Carlotta was so monominded about her apppearance that while grooming herself in the rearview mirror on the commute to work she compressed her Geo Metro to 3 feet in length on a stopped semi-trailer.
by harry flashman October 30, 2003
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