harry flashman's definitions

limberdick

n. An impotent person.

Dave is such a limberdick.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

crapola

Possibly derived from the phrase "doesn't know shit from shinola" wherein shit = crap and shinola morphed into crapola; crapola means crap.

Crapola, my Wasserman test came back positive.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

flimpis

Excess scrotal tissue. The condition can be genetic and seldom leads to medical complications. Or more often its etiology can be traced to scarring caused my repeated zippering of skin that has not been safely retucked after urination. Flimpis is a rare medical condition, as those predisposed to more than one accidental zippering usually do not survive long enough to reach breeding age.

Sweet Jesus....got my flimpis hung up again.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

bungrhoid

n. An asshole who also is a constant pain in the ass.

That motormouth bungrhoid is always stirring shit.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

masungit

A Filipino insult combining the best traits of an asshole, douchebag, and scumbag. A Filipino in need of anger management training and a personality implant.

Ai, that sagin-biter...Cordapio is masungit. (sagin is a euphemism for the penis)

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

rudementary

An antonym for complimentary.

Latrelle was never going to shop at Pigley-Wigley again, they'd asked him to quit groping the melons and he thought their tone of voice was very rudementary.

by harry flashman August 11, 2003

jugglies

Unattractive breasts.

Most men don't believe there is such a thing as jugglies.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003