harry flashman's definitions

duff

v. To D/F (direction find)

Break out the Yagi, men, as we must duff the illegal transmitter before it shuts down.

by harry flashman August 25, 2003

holy fucking shit

An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.

Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.

Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?

Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

Ruben

Rupaul's Jewish cousin,

Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

pesonality

An endearing trait all sailors and tourists have when visiting the Philippines or Mexico.

Seaman Apprentice Poindexter couldn't get a date back in his hometown of Akron, Ohio but in Manila the boy was a babe magnet because he had pesonality.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

bazooka breath

Bad oral hygiene that when expelled on to another will etch the enamel off their teeth too.

Oswaldo gave me a skin rash this morning at work from his bazooka breath.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003