harry flashman's definitions

bagoong

Asian delicacy, fermented, salted brine shrimp (need not be kept refrigerated) that smells like your grandfather's spent 2 hours on the toilet overcoming constipation.

Holy batshit, Perlita, open the windows when you cook with bagoong.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

fuck me to tears

A cry of angst.

As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

Hortense Vagino

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

gnude

To recall prior knowledge of.

Orville gnude he'd seen her before...maybe she'd been a centerfold or sumthing.

by harry flashman August 2, 2003

rumen

The first chamber of a ruminant's stomach in which bacteria break down food before it is returned to the mouth to be chewed as cud for nutrition.

Bubba: "Is Jolene got that PMS stuff...she been mighty cranky lately." Leroy: "Naw, her rumen upset."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

Proctologist

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.

Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

all over it

A variation of the phrase "on it", e.g., ...on it like a fly on shit, ...on it like white on rice.

The last time I made a math error the IRS was all over it like a duck on a junebug.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003