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317 definitions by harry flashman

The only race in the British Isles possessed of a full set of teeth and chromosomes.
You can tell an Englishman from a Welshman by his poorer dentition and narrower set eyes.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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A word used in mock earnest to indicate grave misfortune.
I read in the Boston Globe that Senator Kennedy has a prostate the size of a grapefruit...now ain't that a pisser!
by harry flashman August 01, 2003
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Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)
Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003
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An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.
Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.
by harry flashman July 08, 2003
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A conversational stopgap measure or oratorical place holder that fills in for witty, biting reparte until a classier and to the point, cutting remark suitable to the occasion can be thought of hours later.
....yeah, well....uh...fuck you too.
by harry flashman July 03, 2003
63 11
Military jargon, occasionally written or spoken "WTFO"...while actually saying "What the fuck, over" what is implied is "Are you fucking shitting me?"
What the fuck, over...what PT Nazi came up with the idea of measuring percent body fat every month?
by harry flashman July 03, 2003
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Delightfully easy.
Wayne cringed in fear when after telling the tailor, Mr Roberto, that he was unsure of his inseam measurement, Mr Roberto, grinning mischieviously said, "Cinchy, I'll just kneel down and measure it myself...shouldn't take but a few minutes."
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
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