harry flashman's definitions

fujimom

A variation of fujimo (fuck you jack I'm moving out.) The additional "m" tacked on the end may stand for mofo.

I ain't sitting through the third act Il Travaore-On-Ice...fujimom.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

hockey puck

A dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.

It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?

by harry flashman July 7, 2003

tu

An acronym for Tits Up, meaning inoperative, broken or non-functional. Pronounced Tango Uniform.

Wallops Island Control this is Charlie Golf, be advised my alpha gadget is tango uniform, over.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

flag

To single out for attention and scrutiny.

Flag his personnel file, Mr Hoover, I think his cousin was a Bolshevik.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

bereft

A penalty for tardiness in Japan.

Kimiko warned Joshiro to be at the train station at 9:03 or bereft behind.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

lattetude

A hyper attitude caused by too much caffeine.

Steer clear of Jolene this morning...she's got a lattetude.

by harry flashman August 29, 2003

Toadly-Wan-Kanobi

A high priest of toadliness, one who lives and practices the art of toadliness to a very high level, striving for toad nirvana. Can usually be spotted in public as the one alternately picking his nose and deeply scratching his ass with the same hand.

Yo! Toadly-Wan-Kanobi, try to keep your fingers out of the cheese dip.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003