Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)
Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.
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Pioneer punk band with "The KKK took my baby away" and "I wanna be sedated" their best work.
I always put on the ramones CD when the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking on my door.
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An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.
Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.
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A word used in mock earnest to indicate grave misfortune.
I read in the Boston Globe that Senator Kennedy has a prostate the size of a grapefruit...now ain't that a pisser!
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A conversational stopgap measure or oratorical place holder that fills in for witty, biting reparte until a classier and to the point, cutting remark suitable to the occasion can be thought of hours later.
....yeah, well....uh...fuck you too.
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The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.
Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.
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Delightfully easy.
Wayne cringed in fear when after telling the tailor, Mr Roberto, that he was unsure of his inseam measurement, Mr Roberto, grinning mischieviously said, "Cinchy, I'll just kneel down and measure it myself...shouldn't take but a few minutes."
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