harry flashman's definitions

megaheinous

Hugely hideous and repulsive.

Rob, you megaheinous shitweasel...long time no see.

by harry flashman July 9, 2003

fastidious

To be a lover of breasts but very critical and not easy to please.

Bubba looked at Jolene's ample rack and wished they were D-cups, and maybe a little more pert, a push-up bra couldn't hurt...screw that lift and seperate shit...they'd look better mashed together....embarassed standing in Jolene's doorway he quickly made flickering eye contact and introduced himself to his blind date, "Hooters..I mean Hi...I'm Booba...uh, Bubba...I'm kinda Nipple...I mean nervous...kinda fastittyous...fastidious...." Jolene tittered...Bubba took it as a good sign.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

BT

Military abbreviation (spoken "BT" or "Bravo Tango") for big tits.

Corporal Bohannon, BT, 12 O'clock, incoming.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

cowl

An insulting term for a large framed woman.

Marsha is such a cowl.

by Harry Flashman May 30, 2006

computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.

I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

chihuahua

A canine rat.

I offered to take Nadine's chihuahua, Senor Guapo, rabbit hunting. Senor Guapo was destined for a tragic hunting accident.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

rhizofaggous

A root eating man, derived form rhizophagous: root eating animal.

Barney was the only openly rhizofaggous member of Congress.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003