harry flashman's definitions

Contemporaneous

To show disrespect or contempt for; spoken usually by rednecks with their GED's.

The judge sed I wuz contemporaneous at my bond hearing and dint gimme no bail.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

No deals

A polite way to decline pickles on your Big Mac.

Gimme a number 1 combo meal, supersized, diet Coke, no deals.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

gumint cheese

A commodity substitute for food stamps.

Pearlene traded a 10 pound block of gumint cheese for a lotto ticket and a pack of cigarettes.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003

morpho

An evolving mofo.

I thought things were as bad as they could get and just as soon as I thought I could tolerate this shithole excuse for a political party they let Teddy Kennedy go morpho on us and nominate Hillary Clinton.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

cryppie

A military technician with misplaced self-confidence, super-abundant ego, marginal service loyalty; a second string NSA clerk with delusions of adequacy. Also spelled Cryppy.

The cryppies were mortified that a former enlisted Boatswains Mate would now be their commanding officer.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

proto-hominid

A person dissimilar genetically from Homo Sapiens, lacking critical cognitive skills, the ability to learn from mistakes and devoid of any meaningful verbal ability. Should he or she accidentally breed, their progeny will die out within 2 or 3 generations in a fizzle of hyper-Darwinian evolution.

Quit raggin' on poor old Jolene...her daddy was a proto-hominid and the girl can't help the way she is.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Jesuits

God's personal Marine Corps.

Friggin' Franciscan's are getting their asses kicked by the Southern Baptists in Zimbabwe...send in the Jesuits!

by harry flashman July 12, 2003