harry flashman's definitions

weaves

1. Departs. 2. Flat, thin protuberances growing from twigs and branches.

1. The twain weaves at 2:12. 2.Wilbur was waking weaves wewentwesswe.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

Maginot Line

Some place the Germans will revisit the next time they get a weekend barbeque rained out.

Gerta, looks like rain, put the bratwurst away, get the kids in the Benz, we're going frog hunting at the Maginot line.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

pitching a tent

See Omar-the-tent-maker.

Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

isoholes

A group of people similar to, alike, equal to and identical to assholes.

I visited France once in 1991, it is populated with isoholes.

by harry flashman August 3, 2003

Mondo

A time-share condo.

Prunella went to Miami and stayed in her cousin's mondo.

by harry flashman September 18, 2003

lookieherebubba

The last words of a redneck before he accidentally kills himself.

LookiehereBubba, betcha I can chainsaw that wart off my chin.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

nosepicker

A military officer who is a graduate of his or her respective service academy.

It wasn't LCDR Schmedlapp's leadership skills that identified her as a nosepicker...it was the USNA ring two fingers down from the one buried up to the second knuckle in her nose.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003