harry flashman's definitions

no balls

The ultimate dare from which a man cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.

Bubba replied. "Whadaya mean 'no balls', I ain't skeert to piss on no electric fence."

by harry flashman July 28, 2003

hockey puck

A dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.

It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?

by harry flashman July 7, 2003

mumbo

To speak without clarity.

I listened to Bubba mumbo 'bout traffic jams, gettin' pulled over for speeding and hitting a deer but dammit the pizza weren't only cold...he ate everthang but the crust.

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

klugle

The type of phlegm coughed up by a Klansman after smoking unfiltered Lucky Strikes for 30 years.

Conrad hacked up a huge pulsating klugle with veins in it after discovering that the previous patient on the dialysis machine was Afro-American and Medicare wouldn't do anything about it.

by harry flashman September 18, 2003

Toadly-Wan-Kanobi

A high priest of toadliness, one who lives and practices the art of toadliness to a very high level, striving for toad nirvana. Can usually be spotted in public as the one alternately picking his nose and deeply scratching his ass with the same hand.

Yo! Toadly-Wan-Kanobi, try to keep your fingers out of the cheese dip.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

lattetude

A hyper attitude caused by too much caffeine.

Steer clear of Jolene this morning...she's got a lattetude.

by harry flashman August 29, 2003

waimanalo

A would be trailer park if Hawaiian zoning laws permitted it.

Dem buggahs frum waimanalo is all F.O.B., dey don't know mauka frum ewa and dey breff smel like YickLung salties.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003