harry flashman's definitions

Gwockomali

The kind of avocado salsa spread they serve in Jersey.

Yo, dis gwockomali tastes like shit...where dey make it? Noo Yawk?

by harry flashman July 29, 2003

prolapse

A term mistakenly used in the place of relapse with humorous results.

That asshole Yolanda got outta rehab, but she done had a prolapse an it turn her inside out agin...drugs an evil thang.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Omar-the-tent-maker

A slang expression for a person experiencing an erection that raises the cloth (trousers or sheet) covering his genitals much like a tent.

Yerleena...lookit Bubba...Omar-the-tent-maker!

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

commiepinkofag

A catchall insult in the 1950's and early 60's that could come attached with a beating or dossier; usually said to or about out-of-staters, folks in need of a haircut, or people who were different.

Lookie there, Leon, a New York plate, must be a commiepinkofag.

by harry flashman August 4, 2003

liplock

The pressing of the lips tightly to something or to take orally.

Yolanda put a liplock on Reverend Farnsworth that was anything but chaste.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

pithy

Full of or resembling pith, to the point, brief yet forceful.

While pithing at the urinal, Geraldo made a pithy remark to the burly man pithing next to him...it engendered a pithy reply and the loss of his Rolex watch.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

real world

A sober reality that realizes that even though life sometimes sucks you keep moving forward.

Get used to the real world...if you don't like your $5.50/hr job go develop a skill that pays more.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003