ftlog

For the love of god

FTLOG, will you shut your mouth, ahole?

by Harold November 16, 2003

harrisment

the act of being retarted;
proverbial tense of harris

forrest gump spent most of his life enthralled in harrisment

by Harold January 28, 2005

ruttin'

getting in on something simular to plowing with a nose. Animals that are ruttin are animals using their nose to discover something.

Pigs like to use their nose to dig up grubs.

by Harold November 30, 2003

mikyhial

mikyhial is the force that keeps the planet spinning. one day, mikyhial saw a kid try to tie his shoes and he kept fuckin it up, mikyhial said to him “luh man u need help” the kid said “yeah” so mikyhial taught him how to tie his shoes and said to him don’t ever give up and follow yo dreams. that kid grew up to be barack obama.

i love mikyhial, he is a great guy, i hope i’m half as cool as him when i get older

by Harold November 22, 2021

sainT

the word to describe the 1337 way Harold plays

you have just been sainTed!!!
OR
OOOO you got sainTed big time
Or
its a bird, its a plane ... nah man its THE sainT

by Harold May 08, 2005

RIT

Be careful what you think. That Girl you are looking at might just be a guy.

sometimes you are walking around on campus and you happen to get a glimpse of a good rear end you suspect to belong to a good looking female. Upon passing "said" female you notice facial hair and a lack a breast. You think. A Guy?

by Harold January 06, 2005

jock sniffer

(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.

Mike is a jock sniffer who thinks he will meet more chicks if he hangs out with jocks.

by Harold April 19, 2005