2 definitions by hardon69

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One who masturbates while taking a crap.
Jorge has been in the can poopjerking all afternoon.
by hardon69 September 28, 2007

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Hollywood douchebags that try to kill themselves because they have obtained everything but death in life.
Why don't you go Owened yourself.
by hardon69 September 06, 2007

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