yo mama

The butt of all lame jokes.

Asshole: yo mama is so fat, she was... so fat!

Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...

Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!

Person2:...

by hanes August 11, 2005

Supercontinent

The one and only massive exterior body or continent on a planet. A long long time ago, Pangea was the Earth's only body of land, and it was really big. Thus it was called a supercontinent. The supercontinent broke apart due to shifting of Earth's crusts, so now today, we have many mini-pangeas called continents.

Me and Bob were planet surfing and came across one planet the had a really large body of land. We named it PangeaII

by hanes May 25, 2005

Stupid Scale

Hanes' personal stupidity scale which rates the idioticness of a specific person from 1 to 10. 1 being Fool, 10 being Fucking dumbass.

1) Fool
2) Idiot
3) Stupid!
4) Moron!
5) Jackass!
6) Dumbass!
7) Fucking asshat!
8) Dipshit!
9) Retard.
10) Fucking dumbass!!

by hanes May 23, 2005

the internets

What an ULTRA UBER computer noob would say when they make a their first double click on the internet explorer icon.

Noob: oh my god, im using THE INTERNETS!!!111

by hanes July 10, 2005

penis

Male tool. Used to masturbate with and to relieve of urinal waste. The "Ejaculatte" is a commonly performed 'move' or 'combo' done with the penis.

Very popular word on urban dicitionary looked up by people either because they are perverted or have ran out of perverted words to look at or just starting to look at perverted words.

A)He has 2 penises.
B/C/D)I am gay, so I am going to look up "penis".

I gone through vagina, orgy, dick, dingaling, Puh-uss, puss, penz0r, paste, cum and now I have finally reached the "penis" milestone.

The first thing I looked up at UD was Penis.

by hanes May 22, 2005

Dragon

An actual reptile that existed in the creataceous period as the largest reptile of all. It evolved to swim in water and thus they didn't get entirely wiped out in the mass extinction by the meteor. Most of the remaining fish-like dragons moved to rivers and lakes in china. They moved ontowards land Thus giving the Ancient chinese' their long scaly like dragon symbol.). They were now long scaly dragons, with small useless fins. Evolution gave them back their wings and in medieval times, they flew around and actually did breath fire. (They had hydrogen chambers near the lungs and they ate a substance from mountainsides that causes a reaction to cause fire when mixed with the hydrogen.). Dragons died out near the end of the medieval time due to local kings getting angry at them for killing local livestock and whatnot. 2 dragon remains were found in the Carpathean mountains along with burnt dead and decayed warrior bodies. If you think i'm wrong, think about it. How did so many old civilizations have a dragon symbol? Was it just a coincidence? No. Did they ALL form their own mythological creature that was almost exactly alike in every civilization? Old artic people had a dragon symbol, and so did chinese people. They had no relationship or methods of contact. Coincidence? Very unlikely. My source Dragons : A fantasy made real, aired on Animal Planet in apri (I think).

Dragons existed. They were bigger than T-rexes. They ruled prehistoric times. Dominated the chinese. Dominated in the medieval period. We have physical proof. They aren't a myth. They were actual, flying, fire-breathing reptiles.

by hanes May 23, 2005

:D\-<

A happy face character standing sideways waving. Used sometimes in online chat a signal of retardation or random blabbering.

MechZero:hey
person1:hi :O
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person3:Fuck you.
person2: :(|-<

by hanes July 12, 2005