hanes's definitions

Technology

The downfall of the western civilization.

That boy watch television until his eyes protruded, when he was unable to watch any further.

by hanes June 27, 2005

Windows XP

A seriously stable operating system. The only reason it would crash, is if you dont know how to properly install new hardware, you built a computer yourself, but you mixed incompatible parts, or you have shitloads viruses and spyware, or because you were a jackass and messed with a program in a way it shouldnt be messed with.
Thankfully, you can turn off error reporting.

The average user: I have windows XP. Yes. Good.

Mac user: cool.

Linux user: Yeah..i'm hungry.

Linux fanboy: Wtf!! y would use dat piece of sh1t! j00 are a st00p1d N00b. It crfrashedc in like...2 minutes.

by hanes July 4, 2005

Fucking moron

An insult that is used when someone is being really stupid and moronic.

You fucking moron! Fuck you! Fuck your family! Fuck your fucking fucked friends, fucking asshole, dipshit moron, dumbass dickwad fucker! FUCK YOU ALL!

by hanes May 23, 2005

Radeon

ATI's graphics cards line up. Currently their most high end is a 512 MB Radeon X850 XT PE Pci express. I think. Most people probably are still currently using 2nd generation radeons like Radeon 9xxxs. Rival versus GeForce by nVidia.

I have a Radeon 9800 pro, and it gets the job done and then some.

by hanes May 23, 2005

yo mama

The butt of all lame jokes.

Asshole: yo mama is so fat, she was... so fat!

Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...

Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!

Person2:...

by hanes August 11, 2005

Demon

1) A dark figure, believed to be red and with wings and horns, was said to be a minion of Satan, and had the job to wreak havoc in ordinary people's lives. Pictured alot in mythology and in children's books.

2)A biolabs chemical composer. Usually has more than 3 irregular limbs and a tentacle/exposed brain. seen alot in North Carolinas' Technology park.

1) "I used to think demon posession was just a load of flameing crap, but after my neighbor's young daughter cut a "666" shape in my sons abdomen, slurped out his large colon then ate his crap for dessert, I believed she was indeed posessed. (Then I got my hick pal to shoot her in the pussy...twice.)"

2)
Sam: That guy has a fucking tentacle for a dick! And he's just letting it flap out in the wind like its no big deal.
maS: Meh, must be a Demon.

by hanes May 6, 2005

Shut cho mouf

A word used when you are talking to someone else and someone butts in the conversation attempting to talk to you or the person you were talking to.
See sounds to see how its pronounced.
Usually associated with-
Your closed fist with your index finger waving close up in the interrupters face.

Jadon: Hey, aaron, what was the --
Nick: Hey aaron
Aaron: SHUT CHO MOUFF

by hanes November 23, 2004