hanes's definitions

Aquaticus

Just about the slickest dude in the local galaxies. Usually hangs around Anemio-theta near Proxima Centari, and carries around an antigravity neutron pistol.

Ow! Aquaticus just stole my God damn biopizza! Someone rip his dick off!

*All chant and agree*

*Aquaticus dissapears and leaves a note reading as: "Suck my big, large, hairy, twin-tipped cock, suckers."

by hanes May 5, 2005

Shut cho mouf

A word used when you are talking to someone else and someone butts in the conversation attempting to talk to you or the person you were talking to.
See sounds to see how its pronounced.
Usually associated with-
Your closed fist with your index finger waving close up in the interrupters face.

Jadon: Hey, aaron, what was the --
Nick: Hey aaron
Aaron: SHUT CHO MOUFF

by hanes November 23, 2004

yo mama

The butt of all lame jokes.

Asshole: yo mama is so fat, she was... so fat!

Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...

Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!

Person2:...

by hanes August 11, 2005

Demon

1) A dark figure, believed to be red and with wings and horns, was said to be a minion of Satan, and had the job to wreak havoc in ordinary people's lives. Pictured alot in mythology and in children's books.

2)A biolabs chemical composer. Usually has more than 3 irregular limbs and a tentacle/exposed brain. seen alot in North Carolinas' Technology park.

1) "I used to think demon posession was just a load of flameing crap, but after my neighbor's young daughter cut a "666" shape in my sons abdomen, slurped out his large colon then ate his crap for dessert, I believed she was indeed posessed. (Then I got my hick pal to shoot her in the pussy...twice.)"

2)
Sam: That guy has a fucking tentacle for a dick! And he's just letting it flap out in the wind like its no big deal.
maS: Meh, must be a Demon.

by hanes May 6, 2005

Rugrats

Rugrats is a children's show that started off in 1991. At first it had very good humor, but now its just a bunch of toddlers on crack, so obnoxious they think that the world is theirs.

Tommy: Alright. Lets go suck my dads balls.
rest of rugrats: Yaaay!!11

by hanes July 10, 2005

Supercontinent

The one and only massive exterior body or continent on a planet. A long long time ago, Pangea was the Earth's only body of land, and it was really big. Thus it was called a supercontinent. The supercontinent broke apart due to shifting of Earth's crusts, so now today, we have many mini-pangeas called continents.

Me and Bob were planet surfing and came across one planet the had a really large body of land. We named it PangeaII

by hanes May 25, 2005

Technology

The downfall of the western civilization.

That boy watch television until his eyes protruded, when he was unable to watch any further.

by hanes June 27, 2005