3 definitions by handfootandbun

langhammer

An abnormally long and meaty cock. A langhammer can be thought of as a “porn-star” caliber dick. Aside from the above average length and girth, a langhammer must have clear protruding penile veins.

Heidi: I feel so bad for Shea.
Maria: Why, what happened?
Heidi: The guy she went home with ended up having a langhammer…
Maria: Are you serious?
Heidi: Yeah, all she wanted was a normal hookup, but now she can’t even walk.

by handfootandbun September 24, 2022

Jiggy

A term used to describe someone who is visibly awkward and displays sporadic bodily movements. A jiggy person may randomly flail certain limbs and act odd at any time. Someone who is jiggy moves their body in a manner that seems unnatural or weird to most people.

Bro, Sachan is so jiggy. Just look at the way he moves. Every time he walks I can’t even tell which way he’s trying to go.

by handfootandbun June 23, 2023

bun4j

An extremely malicious virus that is highly contagious. The virus itself likes to attack grease molecules and natural oil leading to excessive flaking of the skin.

Yo dude, did you hear Adam got bun4j? He’s been in the ICU since Monday.

by handfootandbun January 21, 2022