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Definitions by hammahouse

Laughing my balls apart. When a joke is so damn good, laughing your ass off just doesn't quite cut it.
That guy got Facebook hacked today with this status: "I've decided i don't like boys anymore. i am going to girls. yay!"

HAHAHAHAHAH LMBA!!!
LMBA by hammahouse March 3, 2011
Going for coffee and lunch at the same time.
I'ma jump inda Humvee to get sum Lunfee :)
Lunfee by Hammahouse January 11, 2011
The combo of having lunch and going for tea.
I'm in for some tea and a munchee, so let's go for Lunchea!
lunchea by Hammahouse January 11, 2011

Tubellionaire 

A person who has one or more videos on Youtube with over 1.000.000 views.
Drew: "Shit, I only have 30 views on my Youtube video..

DJ Hammahouse: "yeah I know eh.. still working on being a Tubellionaire myself with hammahouse dot com."
Tubellionaire by hammahouse May 25, 2010

READ BETWEEN THE FINES 

The habit of dumping fines and other miscellaneous bills down the trash as soon as they come in the mail.
"Bills don't stress me out; I just read between the fines."

Star Bucked 

Paying twice the price and still feeling good about it.
1. Hey they didn't have that $20 shirt at the store anymore, so I Star Bucked it for $40 at another.

2. I lost the auction on Ebay so I Star Bucked it with a Buy It Now.
Star Bucked by HAMMAHOUSE July 18, 2009

Taze Dancer 

A wannabe break dancer who can't keep a beat. So bad that it looks like a person being tazed.
So we watched a breakdance crew in the club. Then John stepped in. Everyone laughed cuz he's a freakin Taze Dancer.
Taze Dancer by HAMMAHOUSE July 18, 2009