hammahouse's definitions

LMBA

Laughing my balls apart. When a joke is so damn good, laughing your ass off just doesn't quite cut it.

That guy got Facebook hacked today with this status: "I've decided i don't like boys anymore. i am going to girls. yay!"

HAHAHAHAHAH LMBA!!!

by hammahouse March 3, 2011

Donkey Lunch

Taking a girl out for a lunch date and then let her pay for everything.

I took this gal out to this really fancy place downtown. When we were done, I got her all pissed cuz I donkey lunched her :)

by HAMMAHOUSE July 18, 2009

Taze Dancer

A wannabe break dancer who can't keep a beat. So bad that it looks like a person being tazed.

So we watched a breakdance crew in the club. Then John stepped in. Everyone laughed cuz he's a freakin Taze Dancer.

by HAMMAHOUSE July 18, 2009

Star Bucked

Paying twice the price and still feeling good about it.

1. Hey they didn't have that $20 shirt at the store anymore, so I Star Bucked it for $40 at another.

2. I lost the auction on Ebay so I Star Bucked it with a Buy It Now.

by HAMMAHOUSE July 18, 2009

READ BETWEEN THE FINES

The habit of dumping fines and other miscellaneous bills down the trash as soon as they come in the mail.

"Bills don't stress me out; I just read between the fines."

by HAMMAHOUSE July 20, 2009

Tubellionaire

A person who has one or more videos on Youtube with over 1.000.000 views.

Drew: "Shit, I only have 30 views on my Youtube video..

DJ Hammahouse: "yeah I know eh.. still working on being a Tubellionaire myself with hammahouse dot com."

by hammahouse May 25, 2010

Lunfee

Going for coffee and lunch at the same time.

I'ma jump inda Humvee to get sum Lunfee :)

by Hammahouse January 11, 2011