An emo boy who has far overgrown and killed the trend. He lacks fashion sense and will take any excuse to dress up in women's clothing; he is secretly a drag queen. Though he claims to be straight, he shows signs of uncontrollable obsession towards his lady counterparts, to the point that a female individual may believe he just wants to be one of them.
When in an argument, the Winch often steals his enemies disses on account of he is too dysfunctionally retarded to invent his own. He lacks self confidence- he is extremely insecure and his sadness is overpowering. However, he compensates for his lack of self by creating an overbearingly cocky facade. Furthermore, once dissed, he takes the insult as a complement and replies with a "thanks ;D", or "lul i knoe you are! =D xD"
(Do not become a Winch. For if you do, your friends will hate you. Then you will claim that you got bored of them first, and they are just jealous because millions of people like you. The whole world will then deny liking you and you will be shot dead on the spot.)
Person 1: "Wow, lookit that ugly, lanky psalm tree
Person 2: "Golly, it's awfully comparable to a winch
Person 1: "How unfortunate
... poor coconuts."